Someone was complaining that Michael Vick’s guilty plea got more media attention than the Alberto Gonzales resignation. I said that this is why Michael Vick should have bankrolled an Attorney General fighting league. Who wouldn’t pay money to see Ed Meese and John Ashcroft fight to the death? Truth be told, Janet Reno could beat them both in a handicap match. She’d rip Ashcroft in half and beat Meese to death with the bloody stump.