Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Wacky Conspiracy Theory of the Day

I got this in an email. The name attached to it is Robert Antonellis, who apparently managed to chew through the restraints and take over a computer in the sanitarium he inhabits. His website, christianclout.com, is sort of the standard issue lunatic Christian right rhetoric – I don’t mean Jerry Falwell nuts, I don’t mean even Gary North nuts, I mean “the Jews are hatching a secret plan to kill the Christians and enslave the planet” nuts. Texe Marrs kind of whackos. And boy are they fun. Antonellis even has a list of people who will try and stop him and it’s quite an amusing list:

Here’s a short list of the well funded people and organizations which may exact their revenge against me in court: Jane Fonda, Mike Savage, Ted Kennedy, Dominose, Bain Capital, Wal-Mart, John Kerry, Henry Kissinger, Target, Jimmy Carter, Rush Limbaugh, Tyson Foods, Warren Buffet, Matt Drudge, Walter Kronkite, H.B. Hunt, Barney Frank, Microsoft, Obama, Star Market, The Oprah, President Hu of China, IBM, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John McCain, General Electric, Feingold of McCain-Feingold, Comverse, The Bushes and the Walker klan, Odigo, Duval Patrick, Hugo Chavez, Citgo, Petrol Express, Merryl Lynch, King of Dubai, President of Iran, Fundtech, Putin, Bill Gates, Al Gore, Spielberg, Rupert Murdoch, the Rothchilds, Dick Morris, New York Stock Exchange, George Soros, the Rockefellers, the Rockefeller Institute, Mayor Michael Bromberg, Fred Thomas, the Warburgs, Mitt Romney, Domino’s Pizza, Papa Johns, et al.

The “et al” is a nice touch, just in case he missed someone. Also nice that he can’t even be bothered to spell the names of his Evil Overlords correctly. But hey, any project that brings Jane Fonda together with Michael Savage ought to be fun to watch, don’t you think? Oh, I forgot to tell you what his conspiracy theory is. Here ya go:

The Clintons and the “Mainstream Media” have been hiding their involvement in the creation of the man-made pandemic called AIDS and that this dread disease serves Jewish interests. And they have hidden the truth that they exported poison blood from an Arkansas prison for injection into the arms of black school children in Africa, to fulfill China’s Africa Policy: exterminate the indigineous population to make room for wave upon wave of Chinese immigrants yet to come.

Once China occupies Africa, they will seize control of the Mediterranean Sea and choke off America’s primary source of energy. This is the reason the Jews (disguised as environmentalists) have not allowed America to drill domestically for oil or build nuclear power plants for decades. And once China controls the Mediterranean Sea, they can turn the continent of Europe red with communism and the blood of Christians, and finally fulfill the Jew’s eternal goal: to plant the head of the Pope on a pole in Vatican City in sight of the Holy See.

I’ll give it 850 milli-Hovinds on the lunatic scale.