Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Gribbit Gets Married

With pictures. It was a traditional Catholic ceremony where the bride and groom light the unity candle, then the groom rants ignorantly at people he doesn’t know and threatens to beat them up if they don’t stop picking on him. If you’d like to send them a gift, they’re registered at a bait shop outside of Akron. The lovely couple will be honeymooning at one of Ohio’s finest mental health facilities, paid for by the state in recognition of Gribbit’s proud independence in stark contrast to all those liberal do-nothings who suck at the government tit.

P.S. I can’t wait until he calls me fat again.