Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Get Your Larry Craig Doll

This will be a hot gift this Christmas – the talking Larry Craig doll. Push the button and the doll declares, “I am not gay.” I thought this part was amusing:

The arms are “bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses… even the famous ‘wide stance’ the Senator refers to,” the company says on its web site.

They really should have made the waist bendable.