This will be a hot gift this Christmas - the talking Larry Craig doll. Push the button and the doll declares, "I am not gay." I thought this part was amusing:
The arms are "bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous 'wide stance' the Senator refers to," the company says on its web site.
They really should have made the waist bendable.

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They should have made its ankle bend in order to tap his toe.
Posted by: Kristine | November 28, 2007 11:50 AM
No.
It should dance the Hokey Pokey (I think that's the spelling).
"You put your right foot in; you put your right foot out; ....."
Posted by: Jim Ramsey | November 28, 2007 1:08 PM
"What is NOT funny are your Gay jokes."
They are really more hypocrit jokes than gay jokes... and why do you capitalize gay?
Posted by: jba | November 28, 2007 3:12 PM
"Ellen" is the Kansas troll once again. Buh bye. All comments will be deleted.
Posted by: Ed Brayton | November 28, 2007 3:15 PM
Does it also say "I will resign my seat. No, wait. I will not resign my seat. Ok. I will resign my seat. Naw. I will not resign my seat"?
Posted by: Gerry L | November 28, 2007 10:50 PM
Does the doll's display box look like a closet?
Posted by: Ex-drone | November 28, 2007 11:20 PM
Does a "I am not gay" doll help or hurt the gay rights cause? Talk amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Cheddar | November 29, 2007 1:39 AM
Great!
When is it coming out?
Posted by: Amadan | November 29, 2007 5:27 AM
Does one hand reach over the other?
Also does the doll say, "No, no!"
Posted by: Rev. AJB | November 29, 2007 10:23 AM