Dispatches from the Creation Wars

The Right’s Hatred of the French

Doug Stanhope, on his new DVD, has a brilliant bit about that bizarre anti-French attitude that is so incredibly popular in certain circles in this country. Anyone not embarrassed enough that some of our leaders actually voted to change the name of french fries to “freedom fries” in the Congressional cafeteria – and frankly, anyone who voted for that idiotic idea should not only have been removed from office immediately but should also have been placed in burlap bags and beaten with rubber hoses on national television – should watch this video below the fold:

And remember: if the French hadn’t saved our asses in the revolutionary war, we’d all be speaking English right now.