Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Kid Rock’s Populist Stupidity

Here’s a nominee for the dumbest statement of the year:

Kid Rock performed his “What if Kid rock were president of the U.S.” and pledged he would “turn churches into strip clubs” but promised, “We would remain one nation under God.” Both comments got cheers from the audience.

How does one pander to opposite stupid ideas at the same time? And get applauded for it? I’m clearly not cynical enough yet.