Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Dueling Bible Theme Parks

UPI reports:

Nashville could have two Bible theme parks thanks to a developing rivalry in Middle Tennessee.

The competition comes as The Holy Land Experience plans an expansion from its Orlando base to Hendersonville headquarters of Trinity Music City — even as Bible Park USA, which has been attempting to buy land outside Murfreesboro continues its efforts to find a site.

This isn’t gonna end well. Think Crips and Bloods. Think Hatfields and McCoys. Think Cain and Abel. Think Judean People’s Front and People’s Front of Judea.