Okay, this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. It's that evil little succubus Rachael Ray getting all naughty with an ear of corn - and being far more excited about it than any human being should be. I think she actually may have squirted a little EVOO.
And if you don't like Marvin Gaye, here's a reggae version:
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That's hilarious! I can hardly wait for Wildmon to see this, and call for a boycott of all advertisers of Rachel Ray's show, - reinforcing the boycott he already has, due to her 'unfortunate' choice of scarf - and a nationwide ban on unshucked corn.
I imagine there will be laws passed that prohibit the sale of corn and rubber bands (at the same time - we know what you're going to do...) to minors, or single women.
Posted by: Blaidd Drwg | October 11, 2008 10:19 AM
I hope everyone realizes that this a direct result of Same-Sex Marriage in Connecticut. At least the corn appears to be enjoying itself.
Posted by: kehrsam | October 11, 2008 10:39 AM
I notice that as she finishes 'threading the corn' she points it at the nearest woman. Having demonstrated the proper etiquette she's an honorary man now.
Posted by: Stacy M. | October 11, 2008 10:39 AM
I have never watched Rachael Ray prior to this video. I now better appreciate the absurdity of the scarf attack. How desperate conservatives have become, how gullible their adherents are.
Posted by: Michael Heath | October 11, 2008 10:48 AM
That's HAWT!
Posted by: Todthemod | October 11, 2008 11:16 AM
Of course, Ed, you passed on the pun, "Rachel Ray Corn Pone" and her Ponographic video. And in this case it would be "Extra No-longer Virgin Corn Oil."
I realize you are vacation and all, but there are standards to uphold.
Just as a thought experiment, could Rachel Ray take Sarah Palin two out of three in EVOO wrestling? Rachel is younger and has that classic Italian build, but I don't think she's ever killed and skinned a moose. Heddle?
Posted by: kehrsam | October 11, 2008 1:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm7DEC_lls
Very NSFW.
Posted by: Left_Wing_Fox | October 11, 2008 1:18 PM
ED!
Shoots Scores! That was funny LOL. That little tart cooked up a little Cornbone. Geez I like that.
Posted by: Kevin | October 11, 2008 2:31 PM
There people who don't like Marvin Gaye?
Posted by: Eveningsun | October 11, 2008 3:59 PM
Just his dad.
Posted by: kehrsam | October 11, 2008 4:06 PM
Well, it looks like the corn is now decidedly Jewish!
At least now it will fit in with most of the other ears in the locker room;-)
Posted by: Rev. AJB | October 11, 2008 5:01 PM
LOL.
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