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brayton_headshot_wre_1443.jpg Ed Brayton is a journalist, commentator and speaker. He is the co-founder and president of Michigan Citizens for Science and co-founder of The Panda's Thumb. He has written for such publications as The Bard, Skeptic and Reports of the National Center for Science Education, spoken in front of many organizations and conferences, and appeared on nationally syndicated radio shows and on C-SPAN. Ed is also a Fellow with the Center for Independent Media and the host of Declaring Independence, a one hour weekly political talk show on WPRR in Grand Rapids, Michigan.(static)

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Rachael Ray Corn Porn

Posted on: October 11, 2008 9:02 AM, by Ed Brayton

Okay, this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. It's that evil little succubus Rachael Ray getting all naughty with an ear of corn - and being far more excited about it than any human being should be. I think she actually may have squirted a little EVOO.

And if you don't like Marvin Gaye, here's a reggae version:

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1

That's hilarious! I can hardly wait for Wildmon to see this, and call for a boycott of all advertisers of Rachel Ray's show, - reinforcing the boycott he already has, due to her 'unfortunate' choice of scarf - and a nationwide ban on unshucked corn.

I imagine there will be laws passed that prohibit the sale of corn and rubber bands (at the same time - we know what you're going to do...) to minors, or single women.

Posted by: Blaidd Drwg | October 11, 2008 10:19 AM

2

I hope everyone realizes that this a direct result of Same-Sex Marriage in Connecticut. At least the corn appears to be enjoying itself.

Posted by: kehrsam | October 11, 2008 10:39 AM

3

I notice that as she finishes 'threading the corn' she points it at the nearest woman. Having demonstrated the proper etiquette she's an honorary man now.

Posted by: Stacy M. | October 11, 2008 10:39 AM

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I have never watched Rachael Ray prior to this video. I now better appreciate the absurdity of the scarf attack. How desperate conservatives have become, how gullible their adherents are.

Posted by: Michael Heath | October 11, 2008 10:48 AM

5

That's HAWT!

Posted by: Todthemod | October 11, 2008 11:16 AM

6

Of course, Ed, you passed on the pun, "Rachel Ray Corn Pone" and her Ponographic video. And in this case it would be "Extra No-longer Virgin Corn Oil."

I realize you are vacation and all, but there are standards to uphold.

Just as a thought experiment, could Rachel Ray take Sarah Palin two out of three in EVOO wrestling? Rachel is younger and has that classic Italian build, but I don't think she's ever killed and skinned a moose. Heddle?

Posted by: kehrsam | October 11, 2008 1:17 PM

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ED!

Shoots Scores! That was funny LOL. That little tart cooked up a little Cornbone. Geez I like that.

Posted by: Kevin | October 11, 2008 2:31 PM

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There people who don't like Marvin Gaye?

Posted by: Eveningsun | October 11, 2008 3:59 PM

10

Just his dad.

Posted by: kehrsam | October 11, 2008 4:06 PM

11

Well, it looks like the corn is now decidedly Jewish!

At least now it will fit in with most of the other ears in the locker room;-)

Posted by: Rev. AJB | October 11, 2008 5:01 PM

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LOL.

Posted by: Art | October 12, 2008 2:58 AM

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There people who don't like Marvin Gaye?
Of course in some publications, that's "Marvin Homosexual."

Posted by: BaldApe | October 12, 2008 11:18 AM

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