Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Fox News is Hiring

Found this ad on Craigslist:

Wanted: Single white network seeks spineless, simpering “liberal” to sit on the set and make Sean Hannity look like less of an idiot. Must be capable of rolling his eyes and sighing a lot but not capable of making a coherent argument or calling his “opponent” out for repeatedly saying obviously stupid things. No freaks (we’ve already got O’Reilly and his falafel fetish).

Yes folks, Alan Colmes is leaving Hannity and Colmes, leaving a massive hole in the Fox News lineup that looks and sounds suspiciously like Droopy Dog.