Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Three Republican Congressman have written a letter to Michelle Bachmann taking her to task for her false and idiotic statements about ACORN and the census, especially her refusal to answer questions. The letter was written by Patrick McHenry of North Carolina, Lynn Westmoreland of Georgia and John Mica of Florida.

“We share Ms. Bachmann’s concerns about ACORN’s involvement in the 2010 Census and will continue pressuring the Bureau to follow their own guidelines for partnering organizations and dump ACORN. However, we can not emphasize enough how important it is for every individual to fill out their census forms.

“Every elected representative in this country should feel a responsibility to encourage full participation in the census. To do otherwise is to advocate for a smaller share of federal funding for our constituents. Boycotting the constitutionally-mandated census is illogical, illegal and not in the best interest of our country.

“The unfortunate irony is that Ms. Bachmann’s boycott only increases the likelihood that ACORN-recruited census takers will be dispatched to her constituents’ homes. Anyone who completes and returns their census form will remove any need for a census taker to visit their residence.

“Furthermore, a boycott opens the door for partisans to statistically adjust census results. The partisan manipulation of census data would irreparably transform the census from being the baseline of our entire statistical system into a tool used to wield political power in Washington.”

When you’ve gone too far for Patrick McHenry, you can be pretty sure you’ve been transported to cloudcuckooland.