Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From Darth Cheney:

“Now you get a new administration and they say, well, we didn’t like those opinions, we’re going to go investigate those lawyers and perhaps have them disbarred,” Cheney said. “I just think it’s an outrageous precedent to set, to have this kind of, I think, intensely partisan, politicized look back at the prior administration.”

I’ve never seen Cheney’s testicles, but they must be the size of a midsized pickup truck.