Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Tickets for Not Speaking English.

Where else would you expect the police to give tickets to drivers for not speaking English other than Texas? The Dallas police have been doing exactly that:

Police officials say they have uncovered 38 cases where Dallas officers improperly cited drivers for not being able to speak English.

Chief David Kunkle said Friday the discovery came after a woman was pulled over earlier this month for making an illegal U-turn and was given a ticket for being a “non-English speaking driver.”

This is Texas, of course. And if English was good enough for the Lord Jesus Christ, it’s good enough for them.