This, quite frankly, is downright creepy. I’ll give you three guesses who said it:
Now, if I were on my own, could I cook my own food? Yes, absolutely. In fact, I have quipped to my Mom in the best, much to her amusement, that the Four things that I can do rather well are Read, Cook, Drive, and Screw! (I do not mean with a screwdriver either…)
He told his mom that he’s good at screwing. And published that online for all to see. Yes, you should feel you need a shower right now.