The ACLU of New Jersey announced that it has reached a settlement in a case to further its eternal quest to destroy Christianity in America. The settlement will allow a prisoner to continue to preach at weekly worship services and hold Bible study classes for his fellow inmates at the prison.
That damn ACLU is so clever. This is all a part of their cynical attempt to get Christianity related to crime in the public mind so that people will stop believing in God and start marrying their gay lovers and pets.

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Nah, it's just a sop tossed to the Christians so they don't notice the *real* agenda of the ACLU's quest to destroy Christianity in the public square.
Good thing the really clever folks at StoptheACLU see through this deceptive ruse.
Posted by: Adrienne | December 3, 2009 9:17 AM
"That damn ACLU is so clever. This is all a part of their cynical attempt to get Christianity related to crime in the public mind so that people will stop believing in God and start marrying their gay lovers and pets. "
When you frame it like that, you make it sound almost sane.
Posted by: History Punk | December 3, 2009 9:19 AM
Aha, that means Christian evangelicals are planted in the military to make Christianity evil and warlike in the public mind for the purpose of negating the Ten Commandments and making all libidinous activity mandatory!
Posted by: Rodney | December 3, 2009 10:16 AM
How can one tell if one's pet is gay?
Posted by: bybelknap, FCD | December 3, 2009 12:43 PM
I have often wondered, given the number of Christians in prison, why nobody else has seen the correlation. Christians certainly are responsible for most crime in this country.
Posted by: Owen | December 3, 2009 1:21 PM
bybelknap,
You've never had a dog hump your leg? Just check it's naughty bits to see if they're appropriate.
Posted by: James Hanley | December 3, 2009 2:54 PM
They can't be. Teh Gay is a SIN and everybody knows that animals can't SIN. That's how we know we're not ANIMALS. Cause we SIN all the time, as much as we can, then go to church to pray that God will smite the sinners.
Posted by: BaldApe | December 3, 2009 7:02 PM
"How can one tell if one's pet is gay?"
Check his record collection for Lisa Mainelli stuff.
Posted by: democommie | December 3, 2009 10:22 PM
"How can one tell if one's pet is gay?"
Well...
Posted by: Matty | December 4, 2009 5:03 AM