Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Rain in California: Blame the Gays

San Diego’s favorite wingnut, James Hartline, says that the torrential rains in Southern California are God’s punishment on the gays:

On January 16th, James Hartline warned San Diego and America about the radicalized homosexual group CAPI which has ties to an anti-semitic globalist homosexual group. CAPI is holding a gay pride conference in San Diego on January 21-24, 2010. The homosexual event is sponsored by Planned Parenthood.

God responds five days later by bringing a catastrophic storm and flooding to the area during the wicked pro-abortion, homosexual activist event.

James, James, James. You of all people should know that when the gays make it rain, it’s raining men, baby.

Punchline: he then quotes this Bible verse:

“Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away. But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark and they did not understand until the flood came and took them all away; so will the coming of the Son of Man be.” Matthew 24:35-39

Uh, James….that generation DID pass away without those things taking place. Heaven and earth did not pass away during that generation. Jesus didn’t come back during that generation. But if you wanna build an ark, have at it.