Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Tea Party Leader: Bomb Mecca

The leader of one of the largest tea party groups in the country — Tea Party Express, who recently pulled off a nationwide bus tour with several rallies a day that included major politicians at each stop — has his panties all bunched up over the fact that a mosque is set to open somewhere near the site of the World Trade Center. And he’s spewing some serious bile in response:

The animals of allah for whom any day is a great day for a massacre are drooling over the positive response that they are getting from New York City officials over a proposal to build a 13 story monument to the 9/11 Muslims who hijacked those 4 airliners.


Which would be true only if you are irrational enough to believe that every mosque is a monument to terrorists. Of course, he wouldn’t believe that every church is a monument to Paul Hill or the Army of God and other Christian terrorists.

The monument would consist of a Mosque for the worship of the terrorists’ monkey-god (repeat: “the terrorists’ monkey-god.” if you feel that fits a description of Allah then that is your own deep-seated emotional baggage) and a “cultural center” to propagandize for the extermination of all things not approved by their cult. It is a project of American Society for Muslim Advancement and the Cordoba Initiative, essentially the same group of apologists (but under 2 different names) for terrorists and the animals who use it as a terrorist ideology. They cloak their evil with new age gibberish that suggests Islam is just misunderstood.

Okay, I’m lost. What the hell do monkeys have to do with any of this?

In the meantime I have a wonderful idea along the same lines as that mosque at Ground Zero thing… a nice, shiny new U.S. Military Base on the smoldering ruins of Mecca. Works for me!

Random capitalization? Check. Bloodthirsty armchair warrior rhetoric? Check. I love the smell of right wing lunatics in the morning.