Dispatches from the Creation Wars

The nation of Iceland joined the enlightened world and passed a law legalizing same-sex marriage without controversy:

Iceland, the only country in the world to have an openly gay head of state, passed a law on Friday allowing same-sex partners to get married in a vote which met with no political resistance.

The Althingi parliament voted 49 to zero to change the wording of marriage legislation to include matrimony between “man and man, woman and woman,” in addition to unions between men and women.

Of course, the sanctity of every straight marriage in Iceland will now be destroyed and chaos will reign. Actually, it won’t. But that won’t stop the bigots from claiming that it will no matter how much evidence accumulates to the contrary.