Dispatches from the Creation Wars

The Montana GOP is apparently tired of being ignored and wants its moment in the sun. In their new platform, they’re calling for making homosexuality illegal too:

Homosexual Acts

We support the clear will of the people of Montana expressed by legislation to keep homosexual acts illegal.

Okay, okay, we’ll pay attention to you. For a minute. Hey, maybe you should go tell Mary Cheney that she should be thrown in jail. And remember, folks, this is the party of “smaller government” and “freedom.”