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Victoria Jackson, apparently intent on proving that she actually is the single dumbest creature on the entire planet, admits that she didn't vote until she was in her 40s because she didn't know how.
I didn't vote for anyone. I didn't know how. I didn't know where to go. I never saw a sign that said, "Vote Here." I didn't know how to "register" or even that I had to register. I didn't know what the candidates stood for or how to find out. Word of mouth I guess, but no one I hung out with talked about politics, ever.
And to make things even funnier, she thinks she helped George W. Bush defeat Bill Clinton in the 2000 election:
Now, when I say, "I'm mad at the Christians," I include myself. I am a Christian. And, I must confess, if I am to be truthful, that...okay, I'll just put it out there...the first time I ever voted I was forty something. There I said it. I know. It's embarrassing. But I'm trying to make a point. It was the year Clinton said, "...that depends on the meaning of the word 'is'." I snapped. His adultery didn't shock me so much. I had three preachers already who had done that. It was that haughty look, lack of shame, and zero repentance combined with that asinine sentence...the meaning of the word 'is' . That is what led me to the voting booth. I know. I'm sorry. Well, I always thought politics was for the middle age people. But then, one day, I was the middle age people.So, I voted Clinton out. My vote counted. Bush won.
Uh Vicky....sweetie.....Clinton was leaving anyway. He wasn't running in the election you voted in. Al Gore was. You didn't vote Clinton out of office. But wait, she's got more stupid to bring:
In my 20's, Reagan was President. I felt secure. I didn't have to vote. The middle aged people had handled that for me. I did a handstand on the SNL Update desk to celebrate Reagan's trip to Rejeivich. He went there, ended Communism, and tore down the Berlin Wall with his charm, courage and deployment of Pershing and cruise missiles in Europe. That's my President. I am safe.
No, you are stupid. I presume she means Reykjavik, the city in Iceland where Reagan had a summit meeting with Gorbachev in 1986. Where talks collapsed and no agreement at all was made three years before the fall of communism. But what it did do was pave the way for the signing of the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty in 1987. Guess what that treaty did? It took all those Pershing and cruise missiles out of Europe.
It's amusing that Reagan worshipers can't seem to get their story straight on this. The most common story is that Reagan bankrupted the Soviet Union by pushing them into an arms race they couldn't afford. Now here's Vicky Jackson claiming that he defeated the Soviet Union by signing agreements with them that eliminated their need to engage in such an arms race.
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"Word of mouth I guess, but no one I hung out with talked about politics, ever."
No one on Saturday Night Live talked politics? I find that very hard to believe. Maybe they all just developed a policy of not discussing politics with Jackson.
Posted by: Captain Mike | June 15, 2010 12:19 PM
Not just this. The entire Reagan legacy is mythologized to the point where it has little resemblance to reality. He was a radical socialist by current Republican standards.
Posted by: Steve Reuland | June 15, 2010 12:20 PM
Vicky:
One has to wonder if she was the adulterous partner of those preachers. Might explain some things. Jackson has to be the most vacuous human willing to open her mouth about it anyway.
Posted by: MikeMa | June 15, 2010 12:26 PM
She is far more entertaining like this than she ever had been on stage. I haven't laughed so hard in years.
"I didn't vote for anyone. I didn't know how." Eeegads!
"I felt secure. I didn't have to vote." Wow.
"I voted Clinton out. Bush won." Oh-my-God!
A Reagan Republican all right.
Posted by: Reverend Rodney | June 15, 2010 12:31 PM
I can't figure out if I should say something about most people being able to win arguments with their charm, courage and tactical nuclear weapons, or just "REAGN, SMASH!!!".
Posted by: EdgyB | June 15, 2010 12:32 PM
I stand truly in awe.
Perhaps Jackson is actually a comic genius, engaging in a multi-decade put-on that would put Andy Kaufmann to shame. I might actually find that more plausible than the idea that a grown semi-literate adult thought they were voting against Clinton in the 2000 election.
Posted by: James Sweet | June 15, 2010 12:32 PM
I seem to remember running across rhetoric with a similar incoherent inconsistency back in 1981...
Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser: There was one?
(From the movie Stripes, quote courtesy of IMDB.)
Posted by: xebecs | June 15, 2010 12:39 PM
I've been voting since I turned 18. Jackson's statements are ludicrous.
Knew just where to go to register (Board of Canvassers in my city), and always voted for myself and not how family voted per se.
But then I grew up steeped in politics. You can't help that if you live in Rhode Island.
Posted by: Tony P | June 15, 2010 12:41 PM
JEEEEEZZZ. I thought the "dumb" was an act!
Posted by: Mike Reynolds | June 15, 2010 12:44 PM
Ed states:
While I realize you attached this observation to Ms. Jackson's not knowing how to vote, I'd argue her understanding of history as expressed here is consistent with most social conservatives including Sarah Palin. While her idiocy regarding voting distinguishes her to some degree, the rest of her recital of history is par for the course amongst the Palinistas. So dumbest person on planet? Nah, merely an amusing quirk I wish more of her kind possessed where the entirety of her politics and their underlying premises are representative of many social conservatives.
Is President Clinton on video with the "is" statement that would allow her to claim she was visually repelled by his "haughtiness"? I thought that statement came through depositions that were not video-taped. Regardless, President Clinton spent a couple of hours repenting in front of a bunch of Christian ministers that was broadcast on national TV. Her claiming she was repelled by an unrepentant man rings false given I've encountered no President more repentant for a specific set of misdeeds (sex with Ms. Lewinsky and then lying about it).
Posted by: Michael Heath | June 15, 2010 12:45 PM
Victoria Jackson states:
Reminds me of all the conservatives who criticize President Obama's defense against terrorism by also proclaiming that President Bush and VP Cheney kept us safe (as if 9/11 never happened or happened on Clinton's watch). E.g., Rudy Giuliani, Bush's last press secretary Dana Perino, Mrs. Bush, others.
Both make sense in the Palin world if the framework is that you are engaged in a metaphysical battle.
Posted by: Michael Heath | June 15, 2010 12:54 PM
Yes, this is a perfect example of Fambly Values conservatives. It doesn't matter if "red states" have higher rates of teen pregnancy and divorce. It doesn't matter if you have an abortion or have a gay affair with an underage hooker. The only thing that matters is that you are Officially Sorry (and a Republican).
Posted by: catgirl | June 15, 2010 12:55 PM
Remember, people, this is the same woman who says she won't let her 7-year-old say "fart" in her presence because it's too dirty, even though she has starred in a movie with Andrew Clay. How many examples of cognitive dissonance and stupidity does this woman have to present before it's clear she's not putting anyone on any more?
Posted by: Shawn Smith | June 15, 2010 1:00 PM
Anyone else have the urge to find out who told her how to vote and beat the ever loving shit out of them? To be honest I'm not to happy with the folks who taught her how to talk, read, or write either...
Posted by: dogmeat | June 15, 2010 1:06 PM
James Sweet @6,
I'll give Jackson the benefit of the doubt and say that in 2000, she knew she was voting against Gore rather than Clinton, but her memory has gotten fuzzy about ten-year-old events. To me, the slip doesn't just illustrate the vagaries of memory, but how little she can differentiate one socialist-communist-Democrat from another.
Posted by: Scott Hanley | June 15, 2010 1:16 PM
I'm going to have to call "Poe" on this one.
It's a bit on the long side, but if it were tightened it would work perfectly well as one of the guest editorials in _The_Onion_:
Posted by: chaos-engineer | June 15, 2010 1:26 PM
What is the meaning of the word "is"?
Posted by: Just Wondering | June 15, 2010 1:32 PM
I remember not knowing where to go to register to vote back when I was 19. So I asked, and someone told me. Gee, that was difficult.
She'd be the Republicans best argument against the motor voter law, except she's one of their own. Perhaps she's actually the Democrats best argument for motor voter. Anytime a Republican complains about encouraging unqualified people to vote, just point to Jackson.
Posted by: James Hanley | June 15, 2010 1:33 PM
I thought that the right wingers had fox news to tell them how to vote.
Posted by: Paen | June 15, 2010 1:46 PM
This is why we can't have direct democracy.
Posted by: Toaster Runner | June 15, 2010 1:55 PM
How is this not 'Dumbass Quote of the Day'?
Posted by: NoAstronomer | June 15, 2010 1:57 PM
Oh. My. Gawd. You were a cast member on Saturday Night Live! Even if you disagreed with the mostly liberal cast and crew, can you honestly say that none of them talked politics? Hell, you could have just read the scripts they gave you every week. They were chock full of bits about politics. None of those ever piqued your interest? But suddenly, you're now fired up about politics because Glenn Beck told you we have a communist in the White House?
That said, I still think the title of dumbest creature alive is a tossup between her and Steve Doocy.
Posted by: greatbear | June 15, 2010 1:57 PM
I'm still not 100% sure this isn't an act. I mean, I have little to no faith in humanity anymore; but this level of stupid is hard to swallow, even for me.
Posted by: David | June 15, 2010 2:05 PM
Why, oh WHY did I click on that link and read the comments? I just received a near-lethal dose of stupid that I'll need to scrub for weeks to wash off. Sigh. I never learn.
I read these comments on her page, and that voice inside me that says one of these days I'll need to emigrate from the US starts piping up again. It just keeps getting louder and louder. Where is there hope for anything good? What can we possibly do to get our country back? What can we do that won't result in these shit-for-brains evangelicals threatening violence against the sane?
Argh. Just...argh.
Posted by: Bethistopheles | June 15, 2010 2:30 PM
I think what Victoria Jackson was really saying is that none of the other members of SNL would be caught dead hanging out with her.
Posted by: James Hanley | June 15, 2010 2:42 PM
This is simply too insane to be real; it has to be an act.
Posted by: KennyG | June 15, 2010 2:47 PM
Bethistopheles,
If you want to emigrate, go ahead. I'm taking a job in South Korea. I hope people there are more intelligent. This country is driving me crazy with batshit insanity. As some people already pointed out, I don't think Jackson's version of history is all that different than mainstream conservative mythology. These are the same people that believe Obama is a socialist, even though he's clearly just another corporate puppet like most of Washington. Like Ed has said, the new boss is same as the old boss.
I'll have to let you know what it's like to be on an actual socialized health care system.
Posted by: Eric R | June 15, 2010 2:57 PM
She's trolling us, right? There is no possible way for one person to be this stupid and remember to breath. This has to be one long extended Kauffman-esque performance art project in order to make Conservative Christians look stupid. Just wait. She'll do a big reveal after the 2012 elections.
Posted by: Iason Ouabache | June 15, 2010 3:00 PM
Agreed. I turned 18 three months before a Presidential election and somehow managed to figure out how to register to vote and then to vote, and there wasn't the ease of the Motor Voter law back then that allowed me to register to vote when I renewed my driver's license.
Posted by: Orac | June 15, 2010 3:04 PM
He went there, ended Communism, and tore down the Berlin Wall with his charm, courage and deployment of Pershing and cruise missiles in Europe.
HW was president when the wall came down.
Posted by: G | June 15, 2010 3:08 PM
What we have to give Reagan credit for -- and both sides forget this -- is not "standing up to the Russians," but sitting down with them and starting the process of ending the nuclear arms race. Conservatives at the time were at best apprehensive and more often outraged at this. It's much the same as Nixon normalizing relations with China -- nobody else could have gotten away with it.
Posted by: Pieter B | June 15, 2010 3:35 PM
Perhaps Jackson is actually a comic genius, engaging in a multi-decade put-on that would put Andy Kaufmann to shame.
You mean like a deep-undercover Colbert? Doubtful, for two reasons - one, she's no Colbert. Two - I know a bunch of run-of-the-mill conservatives who already take Colbert at face value. There's just no comedic need for more subtle satire, the current level of satire is already fooling people.
Her schtick seems more along the lines of "comedian complains they can't set their watch." Talk about hackneyed, I think the Simpsons made fun of this style of comedy ten years ago.
Posted by: eric | June 15, 2010 3:42 PM
OK, who the f*ck is teaching the fRight wingers how to vote?
I'm really starting to think there should be some kind of American history/civics test required for voting. Apparently the question "Who was the first U.S. president" would take out 90 percent of young Oklahomans out of the voter pool (now, how do we prevent them from continuing their gene pool?).
Oh, and Texas DOES NOT get to set the standards for this test.
Posted by: Fifth Dentist | June 15, 2010 4:16 PM
Jackson's ignorance would be funny if it weren't so fucking pathetic. I won't be surprised at all if it turns out this woman can't dress herself.
Posted by: Aquaria | June 15, 2010 4:25 PM
Who is Victoria Jackson?
I've been away.
Or maybe those were SNL years I missed while in grad school?
Posted by: Tree | June 15, 2010 5:36 PM
Fifth Dentist, didn't Nate Silver take the brickbat to Strategic Visions LLC for probably fabricating those results? It was sometime last year, so the details are between you and the Internet, but I seem to recall actual test results making the purported results seem dubious.
Posted by: mb | June 15, 2010 5:39 PM
RE: Michael Health @ 10:
>>Is President Clinton on video with the "is" statement that would allow her to claim she was visually repelled by his "haughtiness"? I thought that statement came through depositions that were not video-taped.
According to my recollection, yes, her stopped clock was right on that. I can remember seeing it also. I think it was a video tape from a Grand Jury investigation over whether he had lied about current affairs, in the nuisance sexual-harassment lawsuit by Paula Jones which was instigated and funded by his political enemies. I think I saw it on "60 Minutes" - but I am sure I did see it, whether I have its provenance right or not.
Personally, given what I saw as the low, muddy road taken by his political enemies, I did not begrudge him the lawyerly gleam in his eyes as he described how he was able to mentally parse his way past an embarrassing personal question. That does not mean I condoned his over all behavior, but it bothered me more to read in "Sports Illustrated" that he cheats in golf.
Full disclosure: I am not a golfer but got dragged out on a course by a friend who needed a twosome once. I topped my drive and rolled it for about 100 yards. He hit a long drive into some trees on the right. Then he teed up another ball, and hit it out of bounds to the right. Then he teed up a third ball and hit a good drive down the middle. I took a couple more hits to get on the green, and several putts. "What did you get," he asked, with his pencil at the ready with a scorecard. "A seven," I replied. "Not bad," he said," I got a par five." Well, it annoyed me. I understand Bill Clinton keeps score the same way.
Posted by: JimV | June 15, 2010 5:57 PM
Just to note one more bit of ignorance in her idiocy - as near as I can tell, she's lived in California since the '80s. California has consistently cast its electoral votes for the Democrat since '92. Her vote didn't count for Bush - any more than my vote here in Georgia counted for Obama.
Posted by: BobApril | June 15, 2010 6:17 PM
I am cursed! While reading her words I hear her voice saying them. Cursed, I tell you!
Posted by: Reverend Rodney | June 15, 2010 6:29 PM
It's like Luanne from King of the Hill brought to life.
For Christ's sake, you can register to vote at the county fair or the mall or sometimes people come to your house and ask if you're registered or sometimes they're standing around on the sidewalk. You have to actively go out of your way to not now how to vote until you're 40. If you get to 40 and don't even know how to register, then fuck you...you shouldn't be allowed to at that point because you're clearly too much of a fucking moron to be counted on to cast a decent vote.
Posted by: Ryan | June 15, 2010 7:08 PM
to quote the best reporter ever Kent Brockman: "I've said it before and I'll say it again. Democracy simply. doesn't. work!"
Posted by: Ryan | June 15, 2010 7:11 PM
Did she experience some kind of brain damage or something. I mean, I always assumed she was acting on Saturday Night Live.
Posted by: aratina cage | June 15, 2010 7:18 PM
you know, when i saw her 'communist in the white house' 'music video', my first thought was: it has to be a parody. she can't actually be that stupid. no one can actually be that stupid.
apparently i was wrong.
Posted by: andrew | June 15, 2010 8:03 PM
Amusingly (considering she was a part of the anti-ACORN crowd), if she wasn't on the right side of the tracks, they could've helped her.
So not repenting (or pretending to properly or crediting Christ for your sudden change after you got caught) after getting your willy wet equals moral outrage, but the two terms that followed it of cronyism, incompetence, malevolence and theft…nothing?(and also the State when its head is a Republican)
Ah, this is a case of the no-eyed man being king in the land of the blind. That can't be right… I've asked this a bunch of times, but where was her outrage while BushCo ran the place? And by "strictly forbidden" she means "given a free pass". Politics; one of the few subjects where complete ignorance isn't a hindrance. (except for all the ones that came) Alternately, they didn't show up because they see the Teabaggers as a gathering of kooks. [saying not in effect 2001-2008] While he might be the former, the latter… Instead, tell them that you want some peon in a for-profit corporation, whose bonus is based on how many claims he denies, to do that.
dogmeat "Anyone else have the urge to find out who told her how to vote and beat the ever loving shit out of them?"
The thing is, nobody did. She thinks that the machine pays her $20 every time she votes for the rep from her party, Mr Checking.
David "I'm still not 100% sure this isn't an act. I mean, I have little to no faith in humanity anymore; but this level of stupid is hard to swallow, even for me."
It doesn't matter anymore. The circle is complete. Poe and wingnut are one, indistinguishable.
Eric R "These are the same people that believe Obama is a socialist, even though he's clearly just another corporate puppet like most of Washington."
He's the best Republican president since Clinton.
"I'll have to let you know what it's like to be on an actual socialized health care system."
It's awesome! I have a bunch of kidneys. I go into the doctor's and tell him that I've got a broken kidney and, boom, I get another one. I don't even need them.
JimV "According to my recollection, yes, her stopped clock was right on that. I can remember seeing it also."
According to my recollection, that Vietnam-era shooting of a suspected VC in the head in front of news crew was with a .45 automatic. It was with a snub-nosed .38.
I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying that memory is considerably more plastic than is comfortable to admit.
Posted by: Modusoperandi | June 15, 2010 8:15 PM
I think that Ms. Jackson is simply presenting her GOP bona fides. Palin/Jackson 2012 in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1
Posted by: Grumpy | June 15, 2010 8:27 PM
Reading Victoria's blog is an eye opening experience. It's hard to imagine that there are really people out there that think like that, I never knew that I was an instrument of Satan.
I know that I have intentionally isolated myself from these kinds of people for quite a long time. So I shouldn't be suprised with this little dose of reality.
What the hell happened?
Posted by: Owen | June 15, 2010 9:39 PM
Owen "It's hard to imagine that there are really people out there that think like that, I never knew that I was an instrument of Satan."
They've always been there, it's just that the internet has lowered the cost of reaching a wider audience so much that they've moved beyond chain emails and mailing lists.
18-33% of Americans are nuts. Even the granola-eatin', crystal-healing branch of liberalism can't compete with numbers like that.
"What the hell happened?"
The wrong man won the election. Some don't like that he's a Dem. Others that he's brown. Some combine the two. Add in the collective effects of a couple of never-ending wars and a shit economy, and the reactionaries have a bunch of material to react to. That the wars and the economy pre-existed Obama's presidency is moot. History, apparently, is what your baser emotions say it is. Facts can't compete with the limbic system.
Posted by: Modusoperandi | June 15, 2010 9:53 PM
What's a "Victoria Jackson"?
Posted by: Bill Poser | June 15, 2010 10:33 PM
You know, if you're writing something that you want people to take even semi-seriously (or at least as "not satire"), don't use a list in the form of "something, something, and something else". "Something else" always sounds line a punchline. Just a tip, Ms. Jackson.
Posted by: KristinMH | June 15, 2010 11:28 PM
LIKE a punchline. Dammit.
Posted by: KristinMH | June 15, 2010 11:29 PM
You fucking snobs. Seriously.
Posted by: skeptifem | June 16, 2010 12:38 AM
Thinking Victoria Jackson is a fucking idiot makes me a snob? Okay, then I'm a snob.
Posted by: Ed Brayton | June 16, 2010 12:50 AM
skeptifem "You fucking snobs. Seriously."
Pointing out that Victoria Jackson doesn't know what she's talking about isn't snobbery. It's fact.
Read her other columns. Visit her site. Seriously.
Posted by: Modusoperandi | June 16, 2010 12:51 AM
Having browsed through skeptifem's blog, I'm frankly appalled that she would defend someone like Victoria Jackson, who's about as poor a representation of womanhood as you can find (that's not named Sarah Palin, that is).
Posted by: Sadie Morrison | June 16, 2010 1:11 AM
haha @ the snob insult. that's like when idiotic reactionaries throw out elitist to describe anyone [on the left] with a minimal education.
which is highly amusing considering the source of the snob comment.
Posted by: JohnV | June 16, 2010 8:31 AM
Surely this is a parody? Surely no one is that stupid?
Posted by: Ronald Watts | June 16, 2010 9:04 AM
It's funny because just today I got a weekly eSkeptic newsletter in my e-mail, and the topic was about false memories.
http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/10-06-16/
Posted by: catgirl | June 16, 2010 9:12 AM
And St Ronnie vanquished the evil empire on his own eh? nothing to do with the failure of the communist top down economy to keep pace with movement from a pre-industrial to a post-industrial economy? (Obviously Czechoslovakia had a strong manufacturing base, but that was inherited from capitalism and so had to be reworked). Nothing to do with internal ethnic and national tensions such as between the Czechs and Slovaks or Yugoslavia? Nothing to do with long term internal conflicts in Eastern Europe such as the Titoist path vs Stalinism, or the Prague Spring and the consequences of its supression on notions of socialist unity? Was it REALLY just Reagan, bestriding the world like the colossus of Rhodes?
I mean, I know this is mundane compared with her idiocy about voting, but I thought it deserved a mention.
Posted by: Coryat | June 16, 2010 9:12 AM
We can laugh at Victoria Jackson, but does America make adequate arrangements to register voters and inform them? My own country, Britain, arranges for every household to be visited and places a legal onus on the householder to register every potential voter, which is done either by completing and returning the enclosed postage-paid form or by being interviewed by the registration officer. Householders can opt for their home to be excluded from the public version of the electoral register, which may be abused to send personalized junk mail.
A couple of weeks prior to every election all eligible voters receive a voting card telling them the date and time of the election, where to vote, and how to make alternative arrangements if they will not be able to make it to the polling station on the day.
Although the primary literature is in English, every practical effort is made to communicate with the householder and all voters in a language they understand.
Posted by: Tony Sidaway | June 16, 2010 9:35 AM
I don't know about anywhere else, Tony, but around here when there's something to vote on, gigantic white banners with red letters saying "VOTE HERE" tend to get put up.
Maybe the problem is just that Victoria Jackson needs glasses.
Posted by: Kate from Iowa | June 16, 2010 2:49 PM
Revive the Know Nothing Party. Palin/Jackson '12!
Posted by: ArtK | June 16, 2010 8:16 PM
You fucking snobs. Seriously.
You fucking hypersensitive twit. Seriously.
How is it snobbish to point out that only a goddamned imbecile could reach the age of 40 in America without knowing how to vote, and despair at it?
I can't wait to hear what pathetic excuses you can come up with to justify this woman's utter lack of anything resembling a working brain.
Posted by: Aquaria | June 17, 2010 4:06 AM
#59:
America would freak if the government sent someone to register them to vote, and they'd gripe their heads off about government waste if it mailed notifications to them about upcoming elections.
As for how it gets done in America, most states used to teach Civics, aka American government. The course explains how the system works, and I can't imagine too many teachers not explaining how voting worked, locally. After all, since the early 70s, 18-year-olds have been eligible to vote, and guess what age usually take Civics. If you said 18, or almost 18, congratulations. Alas, Civics seems to be disappearing from high schools.
But this doesn't mean that election information isn't available. Every two years, we are inundated with:
* News coverage, mostly through print and TV; however, people with cable and FM radio listeners can go all day without hearing anything about politics, since so many stations "cocoon" listeners in content and ads.
* Cold solicitation at our homes: telephone, personal visits, mailings.
* Advertising, and not just billboard or other media ads. In just about every neighborhood--even the wealthiest, someone or some business has signs supporting a candidate or referendum issue. Cars everywhere sport bumper stickers, often with election dates listed. Campaigns aren't above blanketing their parking lots with flyers tucked under windshields.
* If you go to the mall, grocery store, Costco or even Wal-Mart, some interest group will have a table registering voters. Public libraries make their voting information areas prominent during elections, and most of them have the forms, too!
* Since the early 90s, drivers license agencies nationwide have asked people renewing their licenses if they want to register to vote.
* Candidates make appearances in all kinds of places; I met a city council candidate while I was sitting at a stop light. He was in the median, talking issues with people during red lights while supporters passed out his flyers and held up huge signs urging us to vote.
You'd have to be a moron or living in a cave not to know when an election was coming in the US, or to have avoided being offered a chance to register. If you weren't sure when or how to vote, you'd be the biggest dolt on the planet if it never occurred to you to ask someone--anyone--how voting worked. Somebody right in front of this twit's face knew the answer. She was just too apathetic from being braindead to ask.
Posted by: Aquaria | June 17, 2010 5:00 AM