Dispatches from the Creation Wars

So says Reuters, quoting Gingrich.

“I think that’s a decision we’ll make in February or March,” Gingrich said on “Fox News Sunday” of a presidential run. “This is a very hard family decision because it’s such a deep commitment and it is so absorbing.”

Don’t buy it. I think Newt knows damn well that if he runs for president, it’s open season on his past — and he’s got more skeletons in his closet than Jeffrey Dahmer had in his refrigerator. I don’t think he has any intention of running for president; I think pretending to be contemplating it keeps his name in lights a bit longer.