Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Creepiest. Tweet. Ever.

This may be the creepiest tweet ever. First the picture:


That’s Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the proto-fascist lawman of Maricopa County, Arizona, and Sarah Palin. Now the caption:

I just got done welcoming Sarah Palin to our County. Had a nice chat and gave her a pair of pink underwear.

To quote the late, great Greg Giraldo: “I couldn’t cringe any harder if I just saw my mom in a bukkake video.”

Strange women flying about from Alaska receiving pink panties is no basis for a system of government.