Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Badass Quote of the Day

From Matt Labash, writing in the Weekly Standard of all places:

After all, Sarah Palin’s Alaska shares the network’s schedule with shows like Ton of Love (“go inside the lives of three morbidly obese couples”) and The Man With Half a Body (“meet .  .  . Kenny whose body ends at his waist and who walks on his hands”). Would John Adams feel comfortable exhibiting his children next to Toddlers and Tiaras, which follows families on their quest for “sparkly crowns, big titles, and lots of cash”? Would Abe Lincoln look diminished if he shared a marquee with I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant?

But this presumes that Palin’s goal is to be Adams or Lincoln. Her goal, in reality, is to be exactly what she is, a celebrity for no apparent reason.