Dispatches from the Creation Wars

This Event is a Must (Not) See

Here’s an event that makes me wish the rapture had happened.

The Terri Schiavo Life & Hope Network is delighted to announce that John Stamos will be joining The Beach Boys for the second annual Terri Schiavo Life & Hope Concert in Kettering, Ohio (near Dayton), Sunday, June 12th.

I’d rather be stripped naked, covered in honey and strapped down to an anthill. The song Kokomo, which Stamos did with the Beach Boys, may be the single worst song ever recorded. Even worse than the theme from Titanic.