Dispatches from the Creation Wars

I Blame Gay Marriage

Rep. Pete Sessions, another of those family values, anti-gay conservatives, has separated from his wife of 27 years. Clearly the effect of same-sex marriage can even cross state lines and destroy the sanctity of heterosexual marriages hundreds of miles away. Just like it even managed to go back in time to destroy the sanctity of all of the marriages of Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.

Give Newt credit though — he’s still bravely fighting against those pernicious effects by remaining married to his latest mistress-turned-wife. And judging by his million dollar account at Tiffany’s, he’s really giving it all he’s got.