Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Must Be the New Math

Rep Tim Huelskamp of Kansas seems to be inventing his own numbers:

Huelskamp believes President Obama continues to stand in the way of traditional marriage initiatives.

“Democrat leadership has decided to take on the Defense of Marriage Act again,” he notes. “Seventy-five to 80 percent of Americans say, ‘Hey, balance your budget.’ The Democrats will not do that. Eighty-five percent of Americans say, ‘We support traditional marriage,’ and the Senate does the opposite as well,” the Kansas congressman laments.

Sorry pal, but your polls are a tad out of date. The most recent polls show Americans supporting same-sex marriage by a slim margin, a massive change in only 8 years. But I’m sure he’s only counting Real Americanstm like him.