Every introductory astronomy text and most intro physics texts talk about tides. The usual explanation is something along the lines of:

- The moon exerts a gravitational force on the Earth and all the stuff on the Earth.
- This force decreases with distance (1/r
^{2}). - Thus the moon pulls greater on one side of the Earth than the other
- This doesn’t matter except for oceans which can move.
- BOOM. Two tides a day due to a bulge on the side close to the moon and the opposite side.
- Oh, the Earth is slowing down.

Really, that is what *almost* all intro texts say. Go check for yourselves.

Yes, the tides are related to the moon and gravity (and the Sun also). However, this is not a really full explanation. I know what the textbooks would say:

“Well, of course the tides are more complicated than that. But this is an introductory level course and the full explanation is WAY too complicated.”

My answer is: then what is the point of putting that topic in intro texts? This is the same problem I have with wrong stuff in shows like Fetch with Ruff Ruffman. Why put wrong stuff in there? I just don’t get it. There are many other things that you could talk about that the audience could understand.

So what is the deal with the tides? I think I can explain the tides at a simple level. The tides are caused by fake forces. Yes, fake forces. You see, the Earth is moving even though we pretend like it isn’t. Not only is the Earth moving, it is accelerating.

- The surface of the Earth is accelerating as it moves in a circular due to its daily rotation.
- The Earth is accelerating as it moves in a circle (mostly) around the Sun
- And finally, the Earth is accelerating as it orbits the moon.

I know you thought that the moon orbited the Earth, not the other way around. Well, actually they orbit each other. Both have mass so both exert a gravitational force on the other and both change momentum. The center of mass of the Earth-moon system is inside the radius of the Earth, but it is not in the center of the Earth. Here is a shot from a vpython program of the Earth-moon system (for the rest of this post, I am going to pretend like it is just the Earth and moon and the Earth):

The blue circle represents the Earth. The red dot is the center of mass of the Earth-moon system (the point about which the Earth orbits) and the blue line is the path of the Earth’s center as it orbits the moon. You can’t see the moon because I zoomed in. In the correct scale of the Earth-moon system, you can’t see much. Here is the whole thing.

Ok, let me finish my point and then I will show some more simulations. Suppose that all points of the Earth had the same external gravitational field and that all points had the same acceleration. In this case, no one on the Earth would really feel anything regarding the moon. It would be just like astronauts in orbit. If all parts are pulled the same, you don’t notice.

But…all points are not pulled the same and all points on the Earth do not accelerate the same. The Earth is somewhat rigid, so if I want to pretend like it is a point particle, then the center would be it. All other points (like the surface) would have to have some fake force to make up for the difference in accelerations. This fake force can be calculated as the difference in the gravitational force from the moon at the center and at the surface. Here is a plot of that:

Note: I scaled these forces so they would be “planet-sized”. So, you can see there would be two “bulges” of water due to this (the water can move). See – that explanation isn’t too difficult, right? Really, this is an effect anytime you have a rigid object accelerating where the acceleration should vary with position. What about the space station? It is rigid-ish and the gravitational force varies with position (so the acceleration would change). How about another simple calculation. What would the “tidal force” around the inside of the space station look like?

I lied. These arrows are the “fake gravitational field”, not the fake gravitational force. Also, that was true for the Earth ones above. Anyway, these things are not very large. The have a magnitude on the order of 10^{-6}N/kg (or m/s^{2} if you want to think about the acceleration). But you notice it is similar to the tides.