Ghostbusters is old enough that I don’t mind giving away some spoilers. If you haven’t seen it, I doubt you are going to.
In the movie, the Ghostbusters capture some ghosts. They keep these ghosts in some “containment grid” device. Someone from the city doesn’t like this and comes to turn it off. After much searching, I found the clip.
I am going to talk about Louisiana education and tenure, but first I will look the players in the above scene. What were they thinking? Here is my guess.
Walter Peck: These Ghostbusters are a bunch of frauds. They are just stealing money from people that don’t know any better. Ghosts? Really? Ghosts aren’t real.
Power Guy: Oh boy, I am in a pickle. I guess I have to do what this Pecker guy says, but it doesn’t seem like a very wise thing to do. That chili dog I had for lunch isn’t sitting too well in my stomach.
Egon Spenkler: Oh crap. I have worked so hard to set up this containment system and now they are going to shut it off. This is going to suck, big. Oh, I know I took some short cuts and didn’t follow all the rules. This system has problems, but it is the best we have.
Peter Venkman: I knew it had to end. This has been one sweet ride. This Ghostbusters gig has been the best way to meet girls. Way better than that silly psychic show I had. I wonder if I could be a politician.
Pre-emptive Ghostbusters comments
Commenter: Um… just so you know…I am a graduate student working on my Ph.D. in Ghostbustersology. You are way off in your portrayal of Peter Venkman. Our research has shown that he is not just looking out for himself. Peter Venkman represents the inner struggle of self over society. Please correct this.
Me: Ok – I am going to fix that.
Now for some Louisiana News:
Here are two news links that describe the situation:
- The Chronicle of Higher Ed: U. of Louisiana to Consider Weakening Tenure
- 2TheAdvocate: UL board delays decision
The short scoop is that Louisiana is having budget troubles. One way to adjust to the lower budget would be to eliminate some positions. How do you remove tenured faculty? Oh, just get rid of tenure (essentially). Yes, this is a bad idea. Instead of talking about this, let me give you a Ghostbusters to Louisiana translation (and include what they are thinking)
LA Legislators = Walter Peck: These faculty are frauds. They just sit around in their little offices and they have cushy jobs. They are stealing money from people that don’t know any better. This college education stuff is totally over rated.
LA Board of Regents = Power Guy: Oh dear. We don’t have enough money to run our universities. We are pretty sure that destroying tenure is a bad idea. That chili dog I had for lunch isn’t sitting too well in my stomach.
University Deans = Egon Spenkler: We have worked so hard to build up these colleges. Do you know how long it took to recruit these faculty? We were finally getting some good grants. Oh, I know this tenure system has problems, but it is the best we have. (this could be the faculty saying this too – but I picked Deans.)
I am Peter Venkman: I knew it had to end. This tenure thing was just too good to be true. This tenure stuff was a great way to get blog ideas. I wonder if I can be a space cowboy.
Final note: if you break tenure – think of all the faculty that will be free and running around Louisiana.