Just a few days ago, PZ wondered how in the hell Granny Spice, worst writer on the planet Earth, nay, the entire Milky Way, got nominated for some Christian writing award.
I know why.
You all wont believe me until you read this yourself, but Denyse O’Leary is not actually the worst writer ever. There is someone worse. Prepare yourselves, gentle readers. Do not say that I did not warn you:
Editor’s note: Christianity has been taking a beating for years now, with one tony atheist tome after another rolling off the presses — and still no end in sight.
Both a hilarious and edgy send-up of today’s atheism and a serious work of Christian apologetics, THE LOSER LETTERS will have the believers cheering — and the atheists wondering what hit them.
Our dear Editor is very, very right.
Following the same attack pattern as the dread ‘banana attack‘ and the nightmare inducing ‘jar of peanut butter attack‘, it appears our enemys chief weapon is confusion. Mary Eberstadts ‘Loser Letters’ are barely readable. I recognize the words as English, but its like Arnie got into the garbage, ate a package of poetry magnets and some egg shells and a tuna can, and threw up on the National Review web server.
Speaking just for this Atheist convert, congratulations, Guys, You really did it! Thanks to all Your hard work, the rest of us know once and for all that the so-called “God” is everything You say he is: the biggest fraud of all time, cosmic Zero, ultimate no-show. And after all those centuries and promises, too. Like throwing the biggest rave ever, only to cancel at the last minute after everyone’d already bought tickets and drugs for it. What kind of Loser does that, anyway? If this were Facebook, no one would be friending him now.
When I get old, and references to LOLspeak and ‘raves’ and ‘drugs’ and ‘Facebook’ and such are no longer funny, but transparently desperate attempts to be ‘cool’ and ‘hip’ with younger folks in a pathetic attempt to stay relevant, please give me some graham crackers and send me shuffling off to the old-folks home, okay?
*wanders off confused*