AIDS: Cured by a spambot.

Something odd has been happening recently.

Every time I make a post on HIV, I get the same comment from someone named ‘Apostle Shada Mishe’. The first time I didnt let it through because its over 1,000 words long, and just looks like spam, but if he came back and protested, I woulda approved it.

But he didnt protest.

He just posted the exact same comment with the exact same formatting (including pressing ‘enter’ before he started typing). Never ‘I tried to post this before, blah blah blah.’ Never ‘UR A NAZI AND SUPRESSING MAH MESAGGE!’

The exact same comment, once, on every post on HIV.

So I Googled him. Same thing on other peoples blogs (except 2007 posts are just the YouTube links). Same comment, posted once, and he never returns.

So Id really like to have fun ripping this insane Denier apart, but theres really no point. Apostle Shada Mishe doesnt exist. Hes just a goddamn bot.

At the same time, his comment is hysterical (I have my favorite bits, but Ill let you all fish out your faves), so I will happily post it… mostly because I want to know if the bot will post the same comment on a thread about the comment, LOL!

THE CURE for HIV/AIDS…….AMBUSH

THE IDEA that AMBUSH cures AIDS
is being proven by the more than 400 individuals who have taken a dose of 60 ml three times daily for 21 days. The result is that AMBUSH ‘KILLS’ the virus by causing the protein envelope to rupture and the viral particles are discarded by the white blood cells. AMBUSH is able to ‘KILL’ the virus that are ‘hiding’ in the lymph system by its ‘natural radioactive’ properties. This process allows the body to ‘return to normal health’ with a corresponding immunity to that or those strains of the virus.

What is AMBUSH ?
AMBUSH is a radioactive isotope of uranium that is found in the ‘palm’ plant of which there are more than 3000 species. When ingested, AMBUSH causes the body temperature in the trunk area to rise to about 102 degrees when the individual is sleeping. The preparation takes four hours per batch, which is then given to the individuals for consumption 60 ml three times daily for 21 days. AMBUSH is a herbal preparation in this form but it contains an active ingredient which is a ‘NEW’ crystalline substance, a drug from the ‘palm plant’ similarly to ASPIRIN originating from the willow tree bark

RESULTS:
After 21 days on AMBUSH, ALL the individuals experienced a decrease in viral load to undetectable, an increase in cd4, increase in RBC, an improvement in general health such as more color to the face, decrease in Buffalo hump, an increase in gluteal muscles, a decrease to having no joint pains whereby individuals can bend to touch their toes, and walk up steps are but a few examples. There is also a dramatic increase in their sexual appetite beginning after the first week of therapy

DISCUSSION:
In any plant concoction such as percolated ‘tea’, there are 30-40,000 compounds, whi ch would take the scientific community twenty years to isolate one particular ingredient if they knew what they were looking for. The LORD GOD has given me seven steps to isolate the active ingredient, which is soft and metallic in nature and has a carbon- uranium-sulfur-(classified)-phentolamine configuration or structure. This is similar to Federick Kekule and the discovery of the benzene ring where he dreamt the structure.

As an antiviral and ‘natural radioactivity’ producing agent, AMBUSH is also effective against leukemia, lupus and HPV. Here I am saying that I have ‘GIVEN’ AMBUSH in the same ‘strength’ and dosage to patients with leukemia, lupus and HPV. A 35 year old male with HIV found it difficult to impossible to urinate was put on ‘green tea’ and water while the doctors contemplated prostrate surgery. One of the doctors gave him my number , I sent him a supply of AMBUSH an d he has not been given any more ARV’s, since taking AMBUSH 18 months ago, is in ‘good’ health and has expressed a willingness to be examined by HIV investigators like many others who have taken AMBUSH.

I have sent this ‘IDEA’ to most HIV research agencies, scientist of the field, universities, hospitals, clinics, politicians and news agencies to which it is REJECTED because the name of THE LORD GOD is mentioned. He has steered me scientifically through the processes such as which plant and how to produce the active ingredient. What are the odds of a Florida Pharmacist picking a plant would contain the CURE for HIV/AIDS ?
I have never charged any of the people for their supply of AMBUSH but a life saving has been spent on the project with NO renumeration from any sources because AMBUSH falls outside the walls of modern medicine and research.

PROPOSAL:

My proposal is that I PROVE that AMBUSH CURES HIV/AIDS by giving it to a number of END-STAGE or DRUG-RESISTANT people and the scientific community watches their recovery. This proposal addresses the problem in that I have already outlaid the results to be obtained.

This IDEA is unconventional in that the scientific community has rejected AMBUSH because I say it is GOD given. Secondly if I wrote it according to certain standards, then it might be peer reviewed. However, THE LORD GOD has also shown me that there are five enzyme systems associated with the virus, reverse transcriptase, protease, fusion and two more of which causes the virus to be AIRBOURNE. This means that without DIVINE intervention mankind and ALL warm- blooded mammals will be extinct in a number of years.

The PROOF of what I am saying is found in scientific papers wherein it is found that when the protease cuts the viral strands, it cuts it at DIFFERENT lengths EVERY time, to which it should always be a valine at the end but is a different amino acid every time. This is why it is IMPOSSIBLE to produce a VACCINE.

Since this is NOT a hypothesis but there are about 400 individuals who have taken AMBUSH, here lies a vast area in which to check, recheck and confirm that AMBUSH CURES AIDS. Let it be mentioned that during the HIV reproductive cycle, reverse transcriptase converts viral RNA into DNA compatible to human genetic materials. Thus the human DNA has been ‘hijacked’ and since each person has a DIFFERENT DNA, then the new viral copy is unique to that person which shows that each individual has a DIFFERENT STRAIN of the virus. Consider two HIV positive people swapping viral strains and increasing its complexity with multiple partners.
It can also be proposed that they be revisited as proof that the strain or strains that they had were ‘killed’ at the time of taking AMBUSH considering that a person can catch as many different strains as there are people who are infected by HIV.
I am also willing to work with the scientific community in identifying those individuals who took AMBUSH and wish to be identified with this process notwithstanding that some are stigmatized while others are jubilant,

Once AMBUSH is verified as being able to accomplish that which is aforementioned then the next stage might be the natural and artificial synthesis of the substance.

Finally, if this is accepted or not, believed or not, THE LORD GOD always wins and this is the heavenly truth to which AMBUSH was divinely given to mankind for the CURE of HIV/AIDS and it will be here forever.

Apostle Shada Mishe.

vapalmer@bellsouth.net

Here is a video taped presentation that I gave at t he Martin Luther King library in Washington

To be perfectly honest, the bot does have one good point. I always bitch at theists about the insane behavior of their deities. I mean, their gods tells them who to marry and what to have for lunch, but it doesnt seem to find it necessary to tell anyone the cure for AIDS??? Well, now I cant say that anymore.

God revealed the ‘cure for AIDS’.

To a spambot.

Comments

  1. #1 matt
    July 5, 2008

    The apostle’s god also produces verifiable results. He’s not asking people to take his word for it, or that they have faith. It is a refreshing change of pace. Another step up on the god of the Christian conservatives in this country. Many of them, though, have a ready explanation for why God doesn’t cure HIV/AIDS. Because he specifically sent it to wipe out sinners. Well, a certain breed of sinners anyway. All the innocent victims are just collateral damage. Er, the result of a fallen world polluted with sin and beyond God’s power to fix. That’s it.

  2. #2 Stacy S.
    July 5, 2008

    Apostle??!!

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    July 5, 2008

    Gotta get some of that Ambush.

  4. #4 baley
    July 5, 2008

    This almost an AI, made in the image of a human probably (And religious one as well)

  5. #5 ERV
    July 5, 2008

    You do kinda need to increase your gluteal muscles, Greg. You kinda have white-boy-butt.

  6. #6 Dr. Matthew
    July 5, 2008

    I’m throwing out my condoms and stocking up on AMBUSH! I hope it fizzes like EmergenC!

  7. #7 Yoo
    July 5, 2008

    That clinches it. I always suspected that crackpots were mindless automatons. (Hurrah for hasty generalizations!)

  8. #8 ERV
    July 5, 2008

    Everybody– If you Google this guy you get the rest of his story, which involves the Arch Angel Gabriel.

    Dr. Matt– I dont think you need AMBUSH. From your blog pic, you dont need any more ‘color in your face.’ Though it also looks like you need a butt, so there you go.

    Yoo & baley– I was kinda disappointed he wasnt real. I had that one Denier that was just using my comments to carry on arguments from other blags, but otherwise, I dont have any.

    I dont understand why Deniers dont want to ‘debate’ HIV with an HIV researcher.

    I dont understand.

    LOL!

  9. #9 Reed
    July 5, 2008

    Uranium from palm trees… Forget curing HIV, that’s the perfect bio-fuel for the neocon set ;)

  10. #10 C
    July 5, 2008

    I’m glad we can laugh at the bot, because the woo-meisters who prey on people with HIV/AIDS who are suffering and desperate make me furiously angry…

  11. #11 Optimus Primate
    July 5, 2008

    It has emphatic capitalization. It must be true.

  12. #12 NM
    July 5, 2008

    “Radioactive isotope of Uranium” … aren’t they all?

  13. #13 LanceR
    July 6, 2008

    I dont understand why Deniers dont want to ‘debate’ HIV with an HIV researcher.

    Well, there was pec, who came over from the Denialism blog, but he vanished when he learned you were a researcher… Hmm. Guess they don’t want to actually confront “evidence” or “facts” or “reality”.

    What I find fascinating about crackpots like this is the way they use scare quotes on random words.

    Here I am saying that I have ‘GIVEN’ AMBUSH in the same ‘strength’ and dosage to patients with leukemia, lupus and HPV.

    He’s “given” this to people? What does that mean? Has he forced people to take it? Snuck it into their food? In the same “strength” and dosage? Is he just guessing at dosage?

    Yikes.

  14. #14 Reed
    July 6, 2008

    Anyone else check out the youtube links ?

    I made it less than 2 minutes into the first one. It’s not even funny, just sad. Unless it cuts to everyones favorite Rick Astley video half way through… now THAT would be funny. Perhaps someone with more intestinal fortitude can report back.

  15. #15 Paul Lundgren
    July 6, 2008

    Abbie, what are you doing checking out Greg Laden’s butt? His wife might read this, for goodness’ sake. And here I thought you were into guys with brains instead of buns. Sigh… Back to the drawing board (and the squat rack).

    I’m thinking if the Archangel Gabriel existed and read this piece, he’d be looking at Rafael and Michael saying, “Dude, WTF are they smoking down there?”

    And now, on with the opera.

  16. #16 Aerik
    July 6, 2008

    Well damn, share the IP address so some of us can pre-block his ass on our blogs.

  17. #17 Militant Agnostic
    July 6, 2008

    Re #13 – pec is a she who still trolls over at Science Based Medicine and Neurologica – argumentum ad popularum is her favourite fallacy. I had not realized that she is an HIV denialist, but it does not surprise me. She thinks that a degree in Computer Science makes her a scientist.

  18. #18 anaglyph
    July 6, 2008

    >>AMBUSH falls outside the walls of modern medicine and research.

    Yup. WAY outside. Somewhere beyond the moat near the territorial limit. Just next to unicorns and slightly downwind of alien abductions.

    And calling on Kekule’s dream? Sheesh, I thought that tired old myth fizzled out with Arthur Koestler in the 1970s.

  19. #19 David Marjanovi?
    July 6, 2008

    “Radioactive isotope of Uranium” … aren’t they all?

    Of course they are.

    ———————

    Kekulé did not dream?

  20. #20 Dr Benway
    July 6, 2008

    It can also be proposed that they be revisited as proof that the strain or strains that they had were ‘killed’ at the time of taking AMBUSH considering that a person can catch as many different strains as there are people who are infected by HIV.Nice get-out-of-falsified-free clause there.

  21. #21 Sili
    July 6, 2008

    Boo – the radioactive joke has already been taken. :pouts:

    Any opinions on this bit about coldsores? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7483832.stm

  22. #22 mark
    July 6, 2008

    THE LORD GOD has also shown me that there are five enzyme systems associated with the virus, reverse transcriptase, protease, fusion and two more of which causes the virus to be AIRBOURNE. This means that without DIVINE intervention mankind and ALL warm- blooded mammals will be extinct in a number of years.

    Perhaps I need to look into this at “The Divine Afflatus”.

  23. #23 Squiddhartha
    July 6, 2008

    Dude reads like a Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle.

  24. #24 QuantumShinobi
    July 6, 2008

    Hmmmm… Well, I hope the uranium concentration is pretty small, a back of the envelope calculation says that the Uranium must be present at concentrations less than 170 parts per trillion to be below the WHO tolerable daily intake.

    If this is the active ingredient, perhaps it is a fairly weak (by their measure) homeopathic preparation? lol

  25. #25 QuantumShinobi
    July 6, 2008

    clarification: that concentration is actually the volume worth of pure natural abundance uranium per unit volume of the medication. A sloppy measure of concentration I know, but the best I can do with the info given.

  26. #26 William Cowan
    July 6, 2008

    This sounds kinda similar to what one of my professors has to deal with.

    He’s a professor of modern German history, with his specialty in German industrial/commercial history during the Nazi period.

    So naturally he’s on the mailing list of some wacko Holocaust denier who mails postcards monthly to every Holocaust historian in the US with quotes that are supposed to arouse doubt as to the number of Jews killed, who did the killing, etc. etc. etc.

    He’s got a huge stack of them in his office, his own little monument to inanity.

    Of course, your HIV-denier guy is just plain lazy using a bot, at least Holocaust deniers actually pay for postage! hehe!

  27. #27 SLC
    July 6, 2008

    Re pec

    Ms. pec also pollutes Dr. Tara Smiths’ blog, along with cooler and elk mountain man.

  28. #28 Apostle Shada Mishe
    July 7, 2008

    Thank you all for your comments and I left my email vapalmer@bellsouth.net for those with direct questions………Apostle Shada Mishe

  29. #29 christoph
    July 7, 2008

    hey- whoa! The bot speaks!

  30. #30 Felstatsu
    July 7, 2008

    My guess is that the bot simply checks for it’s text to have been posted somewhere on the page and then after noting the text posts the above comment when X number of comments have been posted.

    Given what was posted it looks like the most likely explanation.

  31. #31 ERV
    July 7, 2008

    That response was from the same rotating IP centered in Toronto (damn Canadians). But Im sure The Apostle isnt a real person, because its quite illegal to perform unauthorized ‘clinical trials’ on HIV/AIDS patients, so it would be rather silly of The Apostle to claim to have done just that, and given me his IP# to report.

  32. #32 Sam L.
    July 7, 2008

    Whew! We’re ‘lucky’ it ‘decreases’ Buffalo hump before increasing sexual ‘appetite’!

  33. #33 cooler
    July 10, 2008

    Id be happy to debate you on hiv.

  34. #34 ERV
    July 10, 2008

    Sure! As soon as I figure out how to give you your vowels back.

    Im assuming that our discussion wont involve massive copy paste conversations from other blogs?

  35. #35 cooler
    July 10, 2008

    np

  36. #36 Jeff PSU
    July 31, 2008

    An interesting thing that popped up in a Google search: Shada (Pelican) and Mishe (Bear) are both animal characters in Longfellow’s “Song of Hiawatha.” Why would a deeply religious, inspired Christian choose a new name from a poem about Native American animism? (By a white dude?) And isn’t it a bit suspicious that his original name, Palmer, reflects the product he’s pushing (palm extract)? The whole thing smells like a bad chain-letter hoax. “Send this to everyone you know, and in 15 minutes you’ll be cured of AIDS! This is true even if you are not superstitious.”

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