Right now, as we speak, I am giving John West brain cancer with my mind.
Update: Jesus Christ Im bored. ‘Seven Myths about Darwinism’– the last 4 have been the same damn thing. I should have gotten drunk first.
3 4 questions. 3. 3. 4. I didnt ask my big-gun Q, but I got him over misrepresenting the New Scientists article.
Please act shocked he boasted about DARWIN WAS WRONG!
Update #2: I really wish I brought my Nintendo DS to John Wests presentation on ‘The Seven Myths of Darwinism’. I just started counting things I was so bored. But Ill list the ‘seven’ here for posterity:
1. There is no scientific debate over evolution.
West just plastered this New Scientist cover on the screen and read a line or two from it. I asked him about this during the Q&A, and he responded appropriately– its a web/net of life at the beginning, not ‘one’ LUCA. So I was like ‘So why did you say DARWIN WAS WRONG if you knew the information in that article was decades old?’ He just dirped on stage, I told everyone to go online to read the article. He tried to dirp back ‘Or go on your BLAGS LOL!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah, we talked about this weeks ago. Idiot.’
2. ID is just repackaged Creationism.
This was just bitching about the ACLU and Barbara Forrest.
3. ID is just an attempt to unify church and state.
John is offended by this claim. He doesnt want any ‘state’ in his ‘church’!
4. ID proponents are only motivated by religion.
Yes, this is a slightly reworded #3. However, he showed a really funny song about incompetent design that was supposed to be BLASPHEMOUS, but everyone just loled and clapped. Blasphemy fail.
5. ID is religion.
Yes, this is slightly reworded #3 and #4. Just more bitching about the ACLU, Barbara Forrest, and Eugenie Scott. Also, the Discovery Institute didnt have anything to do with Dover.
6. There is no connection between Darwin and social Darwinism.
John West fantasizes about sucking Hitlers cock for 15 minutes.
7. Modern medicine would collapse without evolution.
“JUNK DNA IS FUNCTIONAL!”
So those 4 points took over 1.5 hours to present.
I dont EVER want to hear ‘HARHAR! CREATUNIZT R GUD SPEKERS!’ ever again.