It's obviously Science Beard Envy. He was feeling inadequate when comparing himself to PZ, and thought that if he put on the beard, people would take him seriously.
Not going to work, Behe! No matter how many lab coats you wear, ID is still Not Science(tm).
Check his feet! Is he wearing tissue boxes?
He can ride back to the DI in the Spruce Goose.
Good morning, starshine.
"That's a good evolutionary model, sir."
"Model?"
It's obviously Science Beard Envy. He was feeling inadequate when comparing himself to PZ, and thought that if he put on the beard, people would take him seriously.
Not going to work, Behe! No matter how many lab coats you wear, ID is still Not Science(tm).
Catastrophe for the apostrophe? MSNBC story