“Abbie needs to get laid.”


The awesome power of Intelligent Design Creationists explanatory filter!


Or, like, their irreducibly complex flagella… something science related!

Evilution cannot survive scientific proof of the Christian god like this!!


  1. #1 The Curmudgeon
    March 31, 2009

    As soon as I saw the title of this post, I clicked over here to see if I could be of assistance. (In a discrete, gentlemanly way, of course.)

  2. #2 ERV
    March 31, 2009

    I know, right? *evil grin* I do feel bad about that, but it is fun using stupid Creationists for site hits. LOL!

  3. #3 The Science Pundit
    March 31, 2009

    Well, it’s certainly better than needing an ass kicking. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. #4 Jared
    March 31, 2009

    Well, Abbie, one can never have too much of a good thing, so I wouldn’t object to them saying such, but is that really any of their concern how much (or how little) “luvin” you receive?

  5. #5 D. C. Sessions
    March 31, 2009

    I should think so; you seem to be a good egg.

  6. #6 Stacy
    March 31, 2009

    Curmy is a flirt Abbie — Watch out for him. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. #7 SVN
    March 31, 2009

    I don’t think this is quite what jeebus meant when he said “O come!..All ye faithful!”

  8. #8 HalfMooner
    March 31, 2009

    Who don’t need some lovin’? What an ass is this creep Bradford.

    He’s probably bemoaning his personal exclusion from the gene pool due to his revolting assholiness. And comments like that aren’t going to help.

  9. #9 The Curmudgeon
    March 31, 2009

    In #6, Stacy says:

    Curmy is a flirt Abbie — Watch out for him. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Hey, as a world-class blogger, I already have all I can handle.

  10. #10 Blake Stacey
    March 31, 2009

    Meaning, I guess, that you can’t handle any at all! OH BURN!

    Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. And if you like my act, be sure to buy a copy of my spoken-word album They Laughed at Me at the Institute, the Fools! on your way out the lobby.

  11. #11 Azkyroth
    March 31, 2009

    Meh, everyone needs to get laid. ๐Ÿ˜€

    (Especially creationists. Either it’d improve their attitudes or they’d go out like the Wicked Witch of the West).

  12. #12 Jared
    March 31, 2009

    I never understood the whole “Wicked Witch of the West” and “Good Witch of the East” thing; why not:
    “Evil Enchantress of the East”
    “Sinister Succubus of the South”
    “Nefarious Necromancer of the North”
    I mean, a creative person can come up with hundreds of those. I personally like the “Sinister Succubus of the South,” it has a nice ring to it. In any event, Catholic priests really need to get laid, someone show them where the brothels are so they can put the little boy addiction behind them…

  13. #13 abb3w
    April 1, 2009

    As an abb-y, I would concede a need to get laid.

  14. #14 SiMPel MYnd
    April 1, 2009

    “Abbie needs to get laid.”

    Is that on the other T-shirt you wear when you debate the creationists??

  15. #15 William Wallace
    April 1, 2009

    Where’s the video you said would be up in a few days?

  16. #16 BaS
    April 1, 2009

    This post was not about what I thought it was going to be about.

  17. #17 Jason Dick
    April 1, 2009

    This post was not about what I thought it was going to be about.

    Heh. This post was about precisely what I thought it was going to be about. Misogyny seems to be a constant among the religious anti-science crowd.

  18. #18 Who Cares
    April 1, 2009

    Well, you are studying for egghead, right? ;D

  19. #19 Dr Horrible
    April 1, 2009

    D’ya hear that Abbie? WW is CALLING YOU OUT!!

    Stop the interweb flirting and post that video! Or WW will … will … will stamp his feet and hold his breath!!

  20. #20 Jonathan
    April 1, 2009

    I never cease to be impressed by the intellectual sophistication of creationists.

  21. #21 Ranson
    April 1, 2009

    Heh. Aside from the fact that Abbie appears well-adjusted enough not to advertise for companionship on her blog, the quote marks give the title away as something said elsewhere.

    In any case, I’m still sad about the amount of crap woman scientists have to go through, especially those who have a sense of humor about their sexuality. Reading about the Intersection’s move to Discover, alongside this and some of the things Dr. Isis posts drive me into fits of “chivalrous nerd rage”. Then I wonder if I’m part of the problem. Sigh.

    Oh, and Willy, the previous post covered the video question, which you might notice if you actually read the site rather than trolling at random.

  22. #22 Stacy
    April 1, 2009

    Jared – (#12)- It makes the tunes “catchier”.

    Ding, dong the wicked witch is dead”!

  23. #23 Rev. BigDumbChimp
    April 1, 2009

    I wonder if Bradford and Vox Day share their rape fantasies.

    Does Bradford have a big flaming sword also?

  24. #24 Ben Breuer
    April 1, 2009

    “Luvin” — sounds like some kind of medication!?

  25. #25 Brian
    April 1, 2009

    Quite frankly, I have no trouble believing that you, Abbie, do need to get laid more often.

    You’re a graduate student. By definition, doesn’t that mean you’re overworked and underlaid?


  26. #26 Albatrossity
    April 1, 2009

    Shhh! Don’t tell Bradford about this.

  27. #27 Blunder Bus
    April 1, 2009

    ” Pixie: I am curious; would you say that if Abbie was a guy?

    He needs his butt kicked. Yes, I do treat people differently based on their gender.”


    Bradford equates violence with sex. Bradford seems to be a budding rapist.

  28. #28 freelunch
    April 1, 2009


    It the cultural heritage, not the alliteration. By the way, Glinda was the Good Witch of the North.

    Abbie, er, Dorothy landed her house on the Wicked Witch of the East and then killed the Western one with sarcasm and viruses, no, sorry, ah, yes, a bucket of water.

  29. #29 Joshua Zelinsky
    April 1, 2009

    Ok, I saw this on my blog list and had to click here before I saw anything else.

    Re: Comment #17, this isn’t unique to the anti-science crowd, they just are more blatant about it and more extreme. See the whole issue with the comments about Sheril Kirshenbaum.

  30. #30 Optimus Primate
    April 1, 2009

    Okay, I’ll admit it: I clicked the headline for this entry a little quicker than usual.

    Srsly, though. Wow. I love the way he tries to play it off.

  31. #31 flo
    April 1, 2009

    Jesus sure would approve … after all he likes spanking little girls … Christians think it’s good for them it seems …

  32. #32 flo
    April 1, 2009

    also … what about “luvin-etrifen” as a name for some possibly awesome anti-hiv antiviral thingy?

  33. #33 RBH
    April 1, 2009

    Dr. Horrible wrote

    Stop the interweb flirting and post that video! Or WW will … will … will stamp his feet and hold his breath!!

    One can only hope. ๐Ÿ˜€

  34. #34 JimNorth
    April 1, 2009

    “Neferious Necromancer of the North” hmmm, I like that. May I steal this for my nom de prof? I already portray an alchemist in Gen Chem on Halloween.

    I think it is humorous that us nerds seem to get laid more often than the religiously infected. Or is that just personal experience? TMI TMI TMI TMI

    Thanks for the cartoon, Albatrossity. Please find me a new keyboard ASAP as the diet coke spray produced interesting, and not appealing, results.

  35. #35 William Wallace
    April 1, 2009

    As is their wont, the wizards of smart have misconstrued [#15]. I am just wondering where the video is.

  36. #36 Brian X
    April 1, 2009

    To the extent that it matters, I feel safe in saying that Abbie gets laid precisely as much as she wishes.

  37. #37 Mobius
    April 1, 2009

    “Abbie needs to get laid.”

    This line just screams for a snappy response, but I’m not touching it with a 10′ pole.

  38. #38 clinteas
    April 1, 2009

    I prefer abstinent catholic chicks.personally.

    But yeah,that Bradford dude is a creep,big f***ing surprise.

  39. #39 freelunch
    April 1, 2009

    WW will … will … will stamp his feet and hold his breath!!

    What do you expect from someone who chose a movie character whose most famous line was “[T]hey may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”

    He’s free to hold his breath as long as he wants.

  40. #40 clevedan
    April 1, 2009

    It is funny to point and laugh but i think there is a bit of a serious side to this. that comment isn’t really that far from “Abbie needs to stay in the kitchen” “Abbie should find a man and have some kids and not be educated or work” or “Abbie should be seen and not heard”

    …all fine right wing values:)

  41. #41 zer0
    April 1, 2009

    Re: the title… UMM WHO DOESN’T AMIRITE?!!1one

  42. #42 tsig
    April 1, 2009

    I thought it meant she was tired and needed to sleep.lol

  43. #43 rawr rawr i am angry fundie
    April 2, 2009

    Abbie needs to get laid OUT! As in, I will PUNCH her! Until she is UNCONSCIOUS!

    And if she were a guy I would totally rape him!

    That’s just how I roll!

  44. #44 The Curmudgeon
    April 2, 2009

    So I hurried to Abbie’s assistance in this matter, and when we met, I knew right away she was my kind of gal. She said: “Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”

  45. #45 Lledowyn
    April 2, 2009

    You left out the part in which, much to your chagrin, it really *was* a slide rule in your pocket! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  46. #46 EyeNoU
    April 3, 2009

    Uh, Curmudgeon, I believe what Abbie said was “Is that a half roll of Lifesavers in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”……

  47. #47 Science Avenger
    April 3, 2009

    Just stay our uppity, potty-mouthed bitch Abbie.

  48. #48 Sili
    April 4, 2009

    Not that it’s any of my business (I pry enough into the private lives of my few remaining friends as it is), but you have never struck me as the type to ever be in need of laying.

    And I don’t even mean you good looks – you come across as someone who grabs what she wants, when and where she wants it.

    As for “need”, I may be more the type, but I doubt I could handle it. Even if I somehow deserved it.

    Keep up the good work.

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