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"Abbie needs to get laid."
Category: Creationism
Posted on: March 31, 2009 9:15 PM, by ERV
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As soon as I saw the title of this post, I clicked over here to see if I could be of assistance. (In a discrete, gentlemanly way, of course.)
Posted by: The Curmudgeon | March 31, 2009 9:20 PM
I know, right? *evil grin* I do feel bad about that, but it is fun using stupid Creationists for site hits. LOL!
Posted by: ERV | March 31, 2009 9:25 PM
Well, it's certainly better than needing an ass kicking. ;-)
Posted by: The Science Pundit | March 31, 2009 9:38 PM
Well, Abbie, one can never have too much of a good thing, so I wouldn't object to them saying such, but is that really any of their concern how much (or how little) "luvin" you receive?
Posted by: Jared | March 31, 2009 9:49 PM
I should think so; you seem to be a good egg.
Posted by: D. C. Sessions | March 31, 2009 9:55 PM
Curmy is a flirt Abbie -- Watch out for him. ;-)
Posted by: Stacy | March 31, 2009 10:35 PM
I don't think this is quite what jeebus meant when he said "O come!..All ye faithful!"
Posted by: SVN | March 31, 2009 10:37 PM
Who don't need some lovin'? What an ass is this creep Bradford.
He's probably bemoaning his personal exclusion from the gene pool due to his revolting assholiness. And comments like that aren't going to help.
Posted by: HalfMooner | March 31, 2009 10:40 PM
In #6, Stacy says:
Hey, as a world-class blogger, I already have all I can handle.
Posted by: The Curmudgeon | March 31, 2009 11:05 PM
Meaning, I guess, that you can't handle any at all! OH BURN!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. And if you like my act, be sure to buy a copy of my spoken-word album They Laughed at Me at the Institute, the Fools! on your way out the lobby.
Posted by: Blake Stacey | March 31, 2009 11:24 PM
Meh, everyone needs to get laid. :D
(Especially creationists. Either it'd improve their attitudes or they'd go out like the Wicked Witch of the West).
Posted by: Azkyroth | March 31, 2009 11:37 PM
I never understood the whole "Wicked Witch of the West" and "Good Witch of the East" thing; why not:
"Evil Enchantress of the East"
"Sinister Succubus of the South"
"Nefarious Necromancer of the North"
I mean, a creative person can come up with hundreds of those. I personally like the "Sinister Succubus of the South," it has a nice ring to it. In any event, Catholic priests really need to get laid, someone show them where the brothels are so they can put the little boy addiction behind them...
Posted by: Jared | March 31, 2009 11:46 PM
As an abb-y, I would concede a need to get laid.
Posted by: abb3w | April 1, 2009 12:01 AM
Posted by: SiMPel MYnd | April 1, 2009 1:18 AM
Where's the video you said would be up in a few days?
Posted by: William Wallace | April 1, 2009 1:38 AM
This post was not about what I thought it was going to be about.
Posted by: BaS | April 1, 2009 1:45 AM
Posted by: Jason Dick | April 1, 2009 4:31 AM
Well, you are studying for egghead, right? ;D
Posted by: Who Cares | April 1, 2009 4:36 AM
D'ya hear that Abbie? WW is CALLING YOU OUT!!
Stop the interweb flirting and post that video! Or WW will ... will ... will stamp his feet and hold his breath!!
Posted by: Dr Horrible | April 1, 2009 6:00 AM
I never cease to be impressed by the intellectual sophistication of creationists.
Posted by: Jonathan | April 1, 2009 6:32 AM
Heh. Aside from the fact that Abbie appears well-adjusted enough not to advertise for companionship on her blog, the quote marks give the title away as something said elsewhere.
In any case, I'm still sad about the amount of crap woman scientists have to go through, especially those who have a sense of humor about their sexuality. Reading about the Intersection's move to Discover, alongside this and some of the things Dr. Isis posts drive me into fits of "chivalrous nerd rage". Then I wonder if I'm part of the problem. Sigh.
Oh, and Willy, the previous post covered the video question, which you might notice if you actually read the site rather than trolling at random.
Posted by: Ranson | April 1, 2009 7:34 AM
Jared - (#12)- It makes the tunes "catchier".
" Ding, dong the wicked witch is dead"!
Posted by: Stacy | April 1, 2009 8:05 AM
I wonder if Bradford and Vox Day share their rape fantasies.
Does Bradford have a big flaming sword also?
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp | April 1, 2009 8:06 AM
"Luvin" -- sounds like some kind of medication!?
Posted by: Ben Breuer | April 1, 2009 8:11 AM
Quite frankly, I have no trouble believing that you, Abbie, do need to get laid more often.
You're a graduate student. By definition, doesn't that mean you're overworked and underlaid?
Brian
Posted by: Brian | April 1, 2009 9:05 AM
Shhh! Don't tell Bradford about this.
Posted by: Albatrossity | April 1, 2009 9:37 AM
" Pixie: I am curious; would you say that if Abbie was a guy?
He needs his butt kicked. Yes, I do treat people differently based on their gender."
Disgusting.
Bradford equates violence with sex. Bradford seems to be a budding rapist.
Posted by: Blunder Bus | April 1, 2009 9:37 AM
Jared,
It the cultural heritage, not the alliteration. By the way, Glinda was the Good Witch of the North.
Abbie, er, Dorothy landed her house on the Wicked Witch of the East and then killed the Western one with sarcasm and viruses, no, sorry, ah, yes, a bucket of water.
Posted by: freelunch | April 1, 2009 10:11 AM
Ok, I saw this on my blog list and had to click here before I saw anything else.
Re: Comment #17, this isn't unique to the anti-science crowd, they just are more blatant about it and more extreme. See the whole issue with the comments about Sheril Kirshenbaum.
Posted by: Joshua Zelinsky | April 1, 2009 11:11 AM
Okay, I'll admit it: I clicked the headline for this entry a little quicker than usual.
Srsly, though. Wow. I love the way he tries to play it off.
Posted by: Optimus Primate | April 1, 2009 11:49 AM
Jesus sure would approve ... after all he likes spanking little girls ... Christians think it's good for them it seems ...
http://www.whatthechrist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jesus_spanking.jpg
Posted by: flo | April 1, 2009 12:36 PM
also ... what about "luvin-etrifen" as a name for some possibly awesome anti-hiv antiviral thingy?
Posted by: flo | April 1, 2009 12:42 PM
Dr. Horrible wrote
One can only hope. :DPosted by: RBH | April 1, 2009 1:52 PM
"Neferious Necromancer of the North" hmmm, I like that. May I steal this for my nom de prof? I already portray an alchemist in Gen Chem on Halloween.
I think it is humorous that us nerds seem to get laid more often than the religiously infected. Or is that just personal experience? TMI TMI TMI TMI
Thanks for the cartoon, Albatrossity. Please find me a new keyboard ASAP as the diet coke spray produced interesting, and not appealing, results.
Posted by: JimNorth | April 1, 2009 1:53 PM
As is their wont, the wizards of smart have misconstrued [#15]. I am just wondering where the video is.
Posted by: William Wallace | April 1, 2009 3:01 PM
To the extent that it matters, I feel safe in saying that Abbie gets laid precisely as much as she wishes.
Posted by: Brian X | April 1, 2009 4:40 PM
"Abbie needs to get laid."
This line just screams for a snappy response, but I'm not touching it with a 10' pole.
Posted by: Mobius | April 1, 2009 6:02 PM
I prefer abstinent catholic chicks.personally.
But yeah,that Bradford dude is a creep,big f***ing surprise.
Posted by: clinteas | April 1, 2009 6:23 PM
WW will ... will ... will stamp his feet and hold his breath!!
What do you expect from someone who chose a movie character whose most famous line was "[T]hey may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
He's free to hold his breath as long as he wants.
Posted by: freelunch | April 1, 2009 7:01 PM
It is funny to point and laugh but i think there is a bit of a serious side to this. that comment isn't really that far from "Abbie needs to stay in the kitchen" "Abbie should find a man and have some kids and not be educated or work" or "Abbie should be seen and not heard"
...all fine right wing values:)
Posted by: clevedan | April 1, 2009 8:49 PM
Re: the title... UMM WHO DOESN'T AMIRITE?!!1one
Posted by: zer0 | April 1, 2009 9:03 PM
I thought it meant she was tired and needed to sleep.lol
Posted by: tsig | April 1, 2009 10:27 PM
Abbie needs to get laid OUT! As in, I will PUNCH her! Until she is UNCONSCIOUS!
And if she were a guy I would totally rape him!
That's just how I roll!
Posted by: rawr rawr i am angry fundie | April 2, 2009 10:01 AM
So I hurried to Abbie's assistance in this matter, and when we met, I knew right away she was my kind of gal. She said: "Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
Posted by: The Curmudgeon | April 2, 2009 10:08 AM
You left out the part in which, much to your chagrin, it really *was* a slide rule in your pocket! ;-)
Posted by: Lledowyn | April 2, 2009 10:54 AM
Uh, Curmudgeon, I believe what Abbie said was "Is that a half roll of Lifesavers in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"......
Posted by: EyeNoU | April 3, 2009 1:08 AM
Just stay our uppity, potty-mouthed bitch Abbie.
Posted by: Science Avenger | April 3, 2009 4:09 PM
Not that it's any of my business (I pry enough into the private lives of my few remaining friends as it is), but you have never struck me as the type to ever be in need of laying.
And I don't even mean you good looks - you come across as someone who grabs what she wants, when and where she wants it.
As for "need", I may be more the type, but I doubt I could handle it. Even if I somehow deserved it.
Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Sili | April 4, 2009 11:21 AM