Continuing this weeks theme of spewing–
Drove home to visit the parents for a few days (dial-up country w00t!– expect spammed comments to stay spammed for a while, sry). While Im sure you all are under the impression Im high-society and enjoy luxury, there are few things that make me happier than a bag of Doritos, and an ice cold bottle of the best soda ever made, Mountain Dew (Red Mountain Dew and Blue Mountain Dew are close seconds).
However I cant justify buying these items very often, so normally I buy them as a treat for the (long) drive home to visit the parents.
This time I tried a bag of ‘Last Call Jalapeño Popper’ flavored Doritos– LUV! Seriously glad I didnt get a huge bag, cause I would have eaten them ALL. Arnie didnt even get one. Yeah.
I also grabbed a bottle of Mountain Dew ‘Throw Back’– Mountain Dew made with ‘natural sugar’ instead of high-fructose corn syrup that everyone tells me is killing us all. Oooh ‘natural’! Wacky! *sip*
THIS IS THE GROSSEST SHIT EVAH! WTF! I would drink a bottle of aspartame water before I would drink a bottle of ‘natural’ Mountain Dew again! GAAAAAAAAAK!!
I like my GMO cheese and my high-fructose corn syrup pop. Natural is officially disgusting.