Season 2 of True Blood starts tonight.
Excuse me for a moment.
*ahem* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *giddyclappingandgiggling*
Now before you roll your eyes and ask ‘What the hell is up with vampires these days? Is ‘True Blood’ just a slightly less pathetic version of ‘Twilight’ shit?’, watch this PR clip created by ‘The Fellowship of the Sun‘.
Reverend Steve Newlin, pastor of the Fellowship of the Sun congregation, one of the fastest growing pro-living evangelical movements in the world, today announced his campaign to Save Human Marriage.
“There is a new storm gathering,” Newlin said in announcing the effort. “A storm more devastating to our way of life than anything human kind has seen before — legalized vampire marriage.”
I know that clip is funny, but if the plot of Season 2 follows the second Sookie Stackhouse mystery, The Fellowship is made up of some scary ass mother fuckers. In Sookie-verse, humans are good, and bad, and good/bad. So are vampires. And fairies. And goblins. Everybody is wonderfully white/black/gray, all at the same time. The only people who are always horrifying are members of The Fellowship.
At the moment, I think a lot of us can relate to that…