ERV does not have a monopoly on teh crazy.
Pal really reels them in with his chronic lyme disease posts, and now, evidently, chiro-woo.
I could not have made up this post from ‘Dr. Howard Boos‘ if I had tried.
You tell me this asshole doesnt sound EXACTLY like a Creationist or HIV Denier!
1. Hates science
2. Uses title of ‘Dr’ in an attempt to gain unearned credibility
3. Personal expertise/experience trumps scientific community
4. Little/No interest in modern scientific findings, eg journal articles
5. Scientific community wants to hurt people
6. Science itself hurts people
7. Woo makes people happy
8. Scientific community persecutes professional wooer
9. Desperate pleas for ‘civility’, btw, scientific community is made up of murderous Nazis who genuinely enjoy seeing children in pain
When he signed ‘Tulsa, OK’, I thought Id look him up on the Google machine. Dude is totally a real human. A real batshit insane human. Not only is he a chiropractor, hes also a proud graduate of Oral Roberts, and according to Google, a ‘tax protester‘.
Though they might traditionally be sleepy government repositories, clerk’s offices are increasingly being used by fringe groups for antigovernment activism. In March, Howard Boos, an Oklahoma chiropractor and tax protester, was charged with filing in a clerk’s office a false $20 million lien against two IRS agents who were investigating him for evasion.
LOL, WUT? WUT???
Oh whatever. Lets go see what kind of fun facts we can learn on Dr. Apparently Antigovernments website:
Are you tired of drugging your body trying to fool it into thinking that everything is okay?
Ready to take advantage of all the wonderful life-saving and stress relieving benefits of chiropractic care but not sure where to begin? You’re in the right place!
“I brought my son, Franky, to Dr. Boos because of Franky’s asthma. His previous treatment included going to the hospital, spending five days, three to four shots a day, and breathing treatments every four hours. After five days of this, the asthma was gone but my son had lost a great deal of weight and was exhausted. This happened six to eight times every year of his life. I originally had doubts about chiropractic; I was skeptical for the first month or two of treatment. It took five to six months but Franky never goes to the hospital now.”
“From the time I was 16 years old, I had always had trouble with my voice. At least once a year, sometimes two or three times, I had laryngitis. It usually lasted two or three days. No big deal! One day my voice went out while I was sitting with a group of second graders in reading circle. After a week of not speaking and teaching, I began many trips to doctors and specialists. Each time they could find nothing physically wrong and attributed the laryngitis to stress… I eventually resigned my teaching position. One day, I went with my husband to see Dr. Boos. My husband’s back had gone out. After we had explained how long I had had laryngitis and the many doctor visits, Dr. Boos encouraged us to allow him to give me an adjustment. He was confident I would see improvement in my voice within 24 hours. He was right! After three adjustments, my voice returned. It was normal and full of volume. The laryngitis had lasted four days short of eight weeks.”
The word “Headache” simply means – ache in the head. It is NOT a disease. It is simply an ache. A pain. A symptom. I am not even remotely making light of it though – this symptom can be severe and debilitating. It is said that there are different types of headaches; migraines, cluster, tension, occipital, sinus, etc. All of them seem to have a different pattern, location, severity, and, of course drug, to deal with it.
This may come as a surprise to many of you, but this is a manufacturer’s reality. In other words, the pharmaceutical industry would like you to believe, and accept, the illusion that all of these headaches need to be treated. Why? Let’s see…There are billions of dollars of profit at stake. What a shock!
… As a profession we have found that the vast majority of headaches are simply signs of a vertebral subluxation – a distortion of some of the vertebrae of the neck area mostly affecting the function of the nervous system. You would be surprised to learn that 85-95% of all subluxations I see in adults and children, can be traced to a difficult delivery. We call this Traumatic Birth Syndrome.
Links: Markus Rothkranz “Never Be Sick Again”
Shorter Dr. Howie: “I dont pretend to be a doctor… BUT I CAN SAVE YOURE LIFE! I can cure asthma in 6 months, and laryngitis in THREE VISITS! Also, headaches are a big scam thought up by BIG PHARMA! Headaches are really the result of TRAUMATIC BIRTH SYNDROME, which no one recognizes but chiros. Also, I really like Markus Rothkranz. I mean, I really like Markus Rothkranz. *WINK!*”
What a friggen NUTBAR! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!