Ive been pet-sitting a friends weiner dog for about a week now. Nother 2 weeks to go.
I wish I could have a reality TV show around to film Arnie and Alexs interactions, because they pretty much hate each other. Not in an ‘IM GOING TO EAT YOU!’ sort of way– I can leave them alone together, and theyre fine. Its more like an ‘Odd Couple’ sort of way. And its hysterical.
Both of them love walkies.
Arnie gets so excited he stomps on Alex.
Alex gets so excited she pulls her little cord leash all around Arnies legs so he trips.
Arnie is a professional player. He always wants to play tug-of-war/shoe/fetch/wrestle.
Alex has no idea what any of those ‘games’ are. The only ‘game’ Alex plays is laying on her back and wiggling like a flatworm when I scream the ‘C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG‘ from SpongeBob.
Arnie tries to wrestle with Alex.
Alex doesnt want to wrestle. So she just beats up Arnie until he runs and hides in my bedroom.
Arnie likes to watch me cook in the kitchen, laying on the red rug in front of the sink.
Alex likes to watch me cook in the kitchen, laying on the rug in front of the sink, after she scares Arnie away.
Arnie doesnt talk much. Lets out a ‘woof!’ if that bitch-ass dog that bit him walks by. Growls at the windows when it hails. Thats about it.
Alex is extremely chatty. You can have conversations with her for hours. And she will totally let you know when the neighbors come in from partying at 2 am, and ‘Youre welcome.‘
Its hard to get pics of these two, cause theyre always moving, and theyre dark, and everything I own is black/brown/navy (hides dog hair)– but this pic pretty much sums it up. I left the dog red-eye so you could see Arnies fearful glaces at Alex. LOL!!!