You know youre a nerd when:
1. You squeeeeee with excitement when the secretary tells you there is extra grant money you can use to order textbooks
2. You hand over a list of books you want to the secretary in ~30 seconds, because you keep a running list of stats/virus/evolution books you want
3. You squeeeeee even louder when said textbooks come in
One of the textbooks I ordered is ‘Origin and Evolution of Viruses‘. Bossman has the first edition, but it came out ~10 years ago. This new one is chock full of cool info… including a handy-dandy phylogenetic tree of important ‘evolutions’ in retroviral history!
As you all probably remember, a basic retrovirus just needs 3 protein coding genes (gag, pol, env) and LTR promoters. Thats all they need. But thats not all all retroviruses have. Over the years, retroviruses have evolved all sorts of new genes, and new functions for old genes:
(had to chop into two pieces)– these overlap a little


If you root to Gypsy (a non-retrovirus retrovirus), you can trace the evolution of new genes/features in a retroviral family tree– the ability of retroviruses to differentially splice RNA or not (several times, independently– ie tax and tat), to increase their transcription (several times, independently, ie rex and rev), new open reading frames overlapping other genes, translational readthroughs and frame-shifts (good things, in retroviral world!), new genes that alter their hosts immune response… Sometimes they figured out a new trick (dUTPase), only to lose it later (primate lentiviruses lost it!)
Silly viruses! Evolving new stuff…