Poor Jonathan Wells.
He saw my new haircut on Facebook, got all excited for his vacation to Oklahoma to see me, and then I stood him up. Poor babby. Threw a massive tantrum on EN&V trying to get my attention. Poor poor babby.
Well its a cold rainy Sunday, Arnies snoozing on the futon, so I dont mind taking a minute to indulge Johnnys attention-whorism.
… OU graduate student Abbie Smith, announced on her foul-mouthed blog…
*clears throat* Spooge, balls, bloody vaginal belch.
… Sure, you want to go see the TARD [short for retard] parade…
TARD is short for The Arguments Regarding Design. Wells, Meyer, Caseytits, West, Dembski, are floats in a TARD parade currently running through Oklahoma due to our new
source of FREE RUBE MONEY!!! IDEA club. TARD is really old terminology, hon.
“I’ll even talk to Johnny Wells about HIV-1 evolution, since he thinks neither of my research topics exists.”
(Not true, of course, though I question the relevance of HIV microevolution to Darwinian macroevolution.)
I guess this isnt Johnathan C. Wells on the official HIV Denial list:
It is widely believed by the general public that a retrovirus called HIV causes the group diseases called AIDS. Many biochemical scientists now question this hypothesis. We propose that a thorough reappraisal of the existing evidence for and against this hypothesis be conducted by a suitable independent group. We further propose that critical epidemiological studies be devised and undertaken.
Oh wait, yes it is.
Smith left abruptly after the lecture and did not stay for the Q&A.
“Hi! Im Johnny Wells! I wasnt at the lecture, but Im going to tell everyone what happened at the lecture anyway!”
Actually, Johnny, there were still hands up at the end of the Q&A. The last Q was given to none other than my resident troll, Rho. And, I not only stayed for the entire Q&A, I stayed and spoke with Rho, Brian, StGJM, and other members of OUIDEA/Trinity until we were all kicked out of the auditorium. Then I went home *shrug* I think we all had fun.
But no, I guess it was just a mass hallucination, I ‘left abruptly after the Q&A’.
Even then, different molecules–or the same molecule analyzed by different labs–can give different trees.
Is Johnny retarded? Like, not a TARD, not an IDiot, but genuinely stupid? Molecules? Really? Thats the word he wants to use there? Johnny makes phylogenetic trees of water? Of benzene rings? “Trees of H2SO4 done in different labs make different trees!!!” LOL, WUT? *LAUGH!!!!*
You mean ‘genes’ there, Johnny? ‘Genes’, or maybe ‘proteins’? You really didnt mean ‘molecules’ did ya, Champ? LOL!
Doesnt matter, I already addressed that claim via Caseytits. But it is nice to see Tits is on the same intellectual plane as someone who got their PhD in ‘molecular and cell biology. *LAUGH!!!* What a fucking loser!
The formal Q&A ended…
Yeah. Wells flew all the way to Oklahoma for a short Q&A. Wells. For a Q&A on a movie about ‘The Cambrian’. Does that make sense to anyone? Could the DI make it any more obvious that they are, for all intents and purposes, stealing from the
church group IDEA club that got them here?
Oh, and porn-watcher Abbie Smith…
A debate about HIV? I don’t know what relevance HIV has to the Cambrian explosion, and I didn’t receive any “request” to debate it, but I would have been willing to discuss the matter with Smith if she had had the guts to show her face.
I dont know what relevance Wells, or Meyer, had to the movie or ‘the Cambrian explosion’. Considering their educational backgrounds, it made as much sense for them to talk about ‘the Cambrian’ as it would have for them to lecture on training for a marathon or how to speak Chinese. Technically, a debate between me and Wells makes more sense than the show the DI put on here. And, the DI fellows who commented here were aware of my suggestion, as were numerous members of Trinity I asked to relay my offer to him. If the message didnt get to Wells, *shrug* well, wasnt that convenient for him 🙂
So our landing at Norman was a success. Despite all their taxpayer-funded professors and museum exhibits, despite all their threats to dismantle us and expose us as retards, the Darwinists lost. We’re now moving inland, and the end of the war may be coming into view.
OMG PEOPLE SYMPATHETIC TO CREATIONISM IN OKLAHOMA!
YOUR ‘MUSEUM EXHIBITS’ ARE POWERLESS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
So, I hope you feel better now that youve gotten some attention, Wells. Just one Q, though– Why did you tell the Trinity kids that you are a ‘Presbyterian’, when you are a Moonie?
Are you a pragmatic liar, or have you forsaken Father?