Us owners of ‘dangerous dogs’ flock together. Though pits are virtually always a target (if not the only target) of Breed Specific Legislation, owners of other breeds arent stupid.
theydo-nothing politicians who need an election platform come for the pits, to play on their rich white constituents inherent racism (lol whites dont own pits!).
theythe same morons who dont understand risk assessment come for the Rotties.
theyshrill half-retarded parents who left their babbies at home alone with their dog come for the German Shepherds and Huskies.
theythe government is practically required to come for the Great Danes, cause their brains dont stop growing, and they eventually go crazy and kill their owners.
theyyou might as well come for the rest of the bully breeds, cause their jaws lock when they bite!
And then the only dog you can legally own is a Dachshund, Chihuahua, or Jack Russell Terrier cause theyre so tiiiiiiiny eeeeeeeee cuuuuute!!!!!!
So as a PSA to my Rottie comrades, I post this hysterical YouTube vid:
In other news, Arnie apparently saved a Yorkies life today, just by being his goober self.
So we were on our walkie this afternoon, when Arnie starts pulling backwards. Me: “WTF Arnieman?”
Turn around, this teeny Yorkie had gotten away from her mama and was going on a joy-run, making a beeline for me and Arnie. Her poor mama was an older lady, and there was no way she was going to catch her pup before she got to Arnie, so I just stopped and let Yorkie catch up. No point in walking away, cause Yorkie was gonna follow us anyway. Besides, Arnie follows the same rules as Max— if the dog is smaller than you, PLAY! Bigger– Assume play, prepare for fight. I knew Yorkie was in no danger.
So Yorkie zips up to Arnie and Arnies tail is all waggy and everybody is happy.
Just when Yorkies mama is about to catch up, Yorkie realizes the joy-run is almost over, and tries to bolt again. I stomp on her leash and hold it until Mama gets to us. She thanks me for catching her pup, we laugh at this 6 lb dog fearlessly introducing herself to another pup ten times her size, hehe.
I turn around to continue our walk, and who do I see but The Dog With One Eyebrow, no more than 25 yards away, eyeballing the whole situation. TDWOE is a neighborhood off-leash, intact male pit bull (he has owners, theyre just too fat and lazy to walk him. its easier just to let him roam about and terrorize the neighborhood). Hes bitten Arnie once, and Arnie remembers this fact vividly. So before Arnie sees his nemesis, I turn on my heel and walk back towards Yorkie to avoid TDWOE, and warn Yorkie mama.
I dont think anything of it, but Yorkie mama gasps “If your dog hadnt stopped [dogs name I forgot] she would have run straight into the jaws of that other dog before I could catch her!”
Good boy, Arnie.
Edited for clarity