Thanks to the numerous vaccines I have received over the years, I have superpowers.
100% serious, here.
I mean, I cant fly. Cant see through walls. Nothing cliche like that.
No, my superpower is, I can predict what Creationists are going to say/do before they say/do it.
You might think this is a pointless superpower and hardly worth exposure to the DANGEROUS TOXINS in vaccines, but the fact is, I would do anything for the lulz my superpower provides me with.
So, lets get to my latest prediction:
Abbies Facebook status, Saturday 8.50 am: *HUG* to University of Alabama Huntsville grad students, techs, and post-docs… goddamn it.
Friends comment, Saturday 11.23 am: Despicable conservatives have already tried to spin this tragedy into a 2nd amendment issue. They claim that liberal universities are “no gun zones” and that this tragedy can be prevented if we allow professors/students to carry guns.
I’m sure EVERY faculty meeting and student defense will be enhanced by this batshit proposal.
Abbie, Saturday 11.49 am: Its going to get worse, Im sure. Happened on *Darwin Day*…
It’s the otherwise negligible Sal Cordova, a whiny little nobody with no talent and no reputation other than his ability to cobble up some of the most disgusting innuendo. His latest achievement is to tie the murders by Amy Bishop to evolution; he’s found that Bishop is named in the list of supporters of the Clergy Letter Project, which means he gets to sneer a bit.
Yeah, know who is listed right under Amy Bishop on The Clergy Letter Project page?
Dr. Debra M. Moriarity:
Name: Dr. Debra M. Moriarity
Address: Department of Biological Sciences
University of Alabama in Huntsville
Huntsville, AL 35899
Areas of Expertise: biochemistry, cancer drug discovery from tropical plants, growth factors
Without a gun.
Saving the lives of everyone else in the room.
This is what honor looks like, Cordova. Dembski. What she did, why she did it, you will never understand. You could never do what she did.
So go fuck yourselves, you disgusting vultures.