Know how a while back, when I let that ‘House of Numbers’ spam through for the lulz?

Well, apparently that spam was sent by a real human, not a spambot. Like, a real breathing human with no life.

Cause humanspambot took that comment going through as an opportunity to spam numerous other posts on ERV, sometimes the same post repeatedly. The exact, same, message.

Since I approved the other spam, poor ERV thought it was supposed to let them all through, so I had to manually trash them all. I then sent a short polite email to the email address associated with the comments:

Stop spamming my blog, pig fucker.


This, naturally, is BIG TIEM NEWS for loser manual humanspambot:

Guess “House of Numbers” can’t have an opinion on HIV/AIDS on without a Hostile reaction from the host.

You can comment on ERV all you want. You can even ignore my HIV-Denier challenge and keep bitching about ANTIRETROVIRULZ BE POISEON!!

But you cant spam, pigfucker.


  1. #1 Cain
    March 20, 2010

    from their site

    “Oh wow you guys emailed Abigal the ERV witch she “is in bed” with the Hoofnagel brothers. She has debated with Leonard Horowitz and many other dissidents like Harvey Bialy. I have a snapshot of her in my video here: she is the one with a wine glass and the smerk of an evil queen.”

    You’re a popular one Abbie the ERV witch.

  2. #2 Phillip IV
    March 20, 2010

    Terrance: You’re such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
    Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
    Terrance: Well, let’s see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
    from South Park

    (Important Disclaimer: Different Phillip)

  3. #3 Optimus Primate
    March 20, 2010

    It’s times like this I wish we had MMO-style emotes on the rest of the net, because I’m /notworthy!

    Sweet merciful FSM! That thread is going to be a comedy goldmine for weeks to come, I predict. Did you read Brian Carter’s reply? My irony meter asplodified!

    Why is it that when fundy fucknuts want to insult you, the first thing they do is accuse you of being a fundy fucknut?

  4. #4 D. C. Sessions
    March 20, 2010

    Abbie, remember the Three Rules of Spam:

    1) Spammers are stupid.
    2) Spammers lie.
    3) If a spammer seems to be telling the truth, see rule 1.

  5. #5 MikeTheInfidel
    March 20, 2010

    Just joined their group long enough to post a negative comment:

    This entire thing is a sham, and Abbie called you out for it. You spammed the same comment dozens of times, then whined about not being allowed an opinion.

    Pig fucker.

    [waits for comment to be deleted by someone who actually does silence their critics]

    I’d give it half an hour before it’s deleted.

  6. #6 MikeTheInfidel
    March 20, 2010

    Oh, for f…
    THE FOLLOWING IS THE COMMENT I POSTED (thanks broken blockquotes):
    “This entire thing is a sham, and Abbie called you out for it. You spammed the same comment dozens of times, then whined about not being allowed an opinion.

    Pig fucker.

    [waits for comment to be deleted by someone who actually does silence their critics]”

  7. #7 Sili
    March 20, 2010

    Well, as long as they obtain the consent of the pig, that’s not much of an insult.

    Ken Ham, on the other hand, and his rape of innocent piglets …

  8. #8 Asteroid wisher
    March 20, 2010

    Oops. I thought this whole site was spam. Anyways, people are upset over our Muslim socialist president’s massive government takeover of our life that the traitors are voting on tomorrow. My opinion stands as is :

    I hope an asteroid hits 10 seconds before the vote.

  9. #9 ERV
    March 20, 2010

    Mike– Technically he only did it several times (half a dozen?). He didnt get into ‘dozens’ category. But when the ‘comment’ is exactly the same thing, contributes nothing specifically to the post/discussions in the comments, and is clearly just an advertisement, my fuse is short.

  10. #10 Tea Party Turd Thrower
    March 20, 2010
  11. #11 Rorschach
    March 21, 2010

    Tsk tsk Abbie(if you read this in your jacuzzi), we don’t call spammers or intersection commenters “pig fuckers”, we just politely ask them to kw*k themselves sideways with a Leica rangefinder.Much more politically correct that way.

  12. #12 Jesse
    March 21, 2010

    It’s nice to see a place where I don’t have to be polite. Although I am confused as to why somebody would suggest sideways kwoking with such a fine piece of electronics. Surely you could find something a bit cheaper and more painful? A ball of nails that have been welded together perhaps? If the ball is symmetric, forward kowking would be just the same as sideways kowking.

  13. #13 Stephen Wells
    March 22, 2010

    @12: there’s a very specific reason for the Leica rangefinder, but I’ll let you find out for yourself if you want to do a little digging. Suffice to say that it is not a random choice 🙂

  14. #14 Jesse
    March 22, 2010

    @13, Ah, found it on Pharyngula. Bit of an inside joke that most won’t get unless they’re regulars over there.

  15. #15 MInd Over Splatter
    March 22, 2010

    Abby, you are being way too polite with these pigf . . . er, spammers.

  16. #16 Shawn Smith
    March 23, 2010

    spamming pigfucker: Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

    Arthur: Bloody peasant spamming pigfucker.

  17. #17 scrabcake
    March 24, 2010

    Wut? That spam says that this hack of a film has “the truth about aids as revealed by Dr. Luc Montagnier”.
    Didn’t he get the Nobel prize for discovering HIV-1? I really hope he got Expelledified on this because he seemed like a reasonable guy when I read an interview with him.
    It would suck if he went over to the woo side like Watson and Pauling…

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