If it involves boobs, it will become extremely popular on the Internet.
If that isn’t already a formally recognized and numbered rule, it should be.
April 23, 2010 12:43 PM – KOPD–
My labmates and I (and every other cool person on this planet) will be participating in ‘BOOBQUAKE!‘ tomorrow. We are scientists, after all
If you have been living in a spider hole in the desert and you dont know what BOOBQUAKE is, basically, this
random dumb artard respected, solemn Muslim cleric blamed natural disasters on slutty women:
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.
Now, weve been told over and over and over that “science and religion are compatible!’, according to The Accommodationists. So here we have a testable claim: Women who dress all slutty corrupt poor, defenseless men, therefore, God kills people thousands of miles away in Haiti/China/whatevs.
So now, women of the Earth are going to test this claim by dressing all slutty (remember: ‘slutty’ can just be wearing capris and showing some calf) on Monday.
Look, I know I do HIV-1 research, trying to make an HIV-1 vaccine and stuff, but Im an evil scientist. While its my dream to destroy this dimension entirely, Im so in with a plan to destroy the Earth via boobages (baby steps!).
Of course, science and religion arent compatible, and the world isnt going to end on Monday because someone wore a tank-top, but this is still an excuse to be silly and make a point at the same time.
One more point I want to address– Some people are pretending to be offended at Blag Hag using her sexuality to promote her cause.
Excuse me, but Blag Hag needs super mega ultra props for using her sexuality to promote her cause, and it working. I try to use my sexuality to promote my causes all the time, and Ive totally been ignored. I tried to use my sexuality to teach Bill Maher some damn immunology. He ignored me. I tried to use my sexuality to get me on CNN to talk about atheism. They ignored me.
Blag Hag got a piece on CNN.com on ‘BOOBQUAKE!!’.
So, *tip-of-the-tit* to you, Miss Blag Hag! You rock!!