But I just did something very, very stupid, and I feel terrible about it, so Im going to confess on the internet so hopefully other people dont make this same mistake.
About a week ago, Giant Schnauzer and his owner moved into my apartment building! YAAAAAY!!! Built in play buddy! Everyone has been having a marvelous time (I already have so many stories, involving two humongous grown-up dogs having dueling temper tantrums).
Anyway, as I was taking Arnie out to pee this evening, Giant Schnauzers owner came home. We said hello, Arnie got lovies, and we went about our business. 2 minutes later, a nice lady walked up to me “Hi! Is Giant Schnauzers owner home?”
Me: “Oh yeah! He just went upstairs! The doors open!”
About two hours later I get a knock on my door– Its Giant Schnauzers owner nicely asking me not to let that ‘nice lady’ in our apartment building anymore because she is kinda… um… Kwok-ish.
I was mortified.
I was horrified.
I would have NEVER done that if Giant Schnauzers owner was a female and the ‘nice lady’ was a guy. But I assumed 1) a random ‘nice lady’ wasnt crazy. Ladies arent crazy!, and 2) a 6’6″ black guy could take care of himself. Common! Nice ladies dont carry guns!
I am a goddamn idiot. This is seriously going to keep me awake tonight– something bad could have happened, because I did something really fucking racist/sexist. And Giant Schnauzers owner was really nice about it, and he didnt have to be. I am making him a ton of homemade dog goodies.
Shit that was stupid.