I normally dread my drives home to visit my parents.
I mean, its pretty– through OK and KS… but there is absolutely nothing on the radio but those crazy Christian talk shows. I can listen to them a while, for limited lulz, but eventually I get so sick of the Creationists and women talking about how its so AWESOME to serve their husbands, I turn it off and drive in silence.
NOT TODAY, BABY!!!!
Every show was freaking the fuck out over Prop H8 getting overturned! Freaking the fuck out AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The hours just flew by as I laughed maniacally at:
WARBLEGARBLE! VAUGHN WALKER IS A HOMO!!!! HES OPENLY HOMO!!! WARBLEGARBLE ARMAGEDDON!!! WARBLEGARBLE CHRISTIANS ARE GOING TO BE ROUNDED UP!!!! WARBLEGARBLE I BET NOW THEYRE GONNA LET FAGS IN THE MILITARY!!!! WARBLEGARBLE THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION!!! WALKER HATES CHRISTIANITY!!! WARBLEGARBLE THE ACLU IS SUPPORTING THIS AND THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUE!!! TOWEL HEADS KILL HOMOS STUPID ACLU!! WARBLEGARBLE WE NEED TO STRIP RADICAL JUDGES OF THEIR POWER!!!
While it was SO MUCH FUN hearing these guys (they were all guys, of course– the topic wasnt serving husbands, so females werent allowed to have opinions) freak out and their idiotic rationalizations and planning/stratigery, their hate wasnt. Sheer, unadulterated hate, hidden behind a thin veneer of ‘Im a true Christian, so its okay for me to act this way in public’.
Vaughn Walker is a brave man.
Edit while I was writing this: Dad just called home. He got a hole-in-one golfing with his friends. HA! Good day!