Kent Brockman: [on TV] Tonight, we’ll visit Springfield’s answer to the Benidictine monks: the Rappin’ Rabbis.
Rabbi: Don’t eat pork, not even with a fork. [motions to cooked pig] Can’t touch this!
Homer: Marge, are we Jewish?
Marge: No, Homer.
Homer: Woo hoo! [grabs a cooked pig, starts carving at it]
Kent: But first, we all stink! That’s according to a national survey ranking Springfield as the least popular city in America. [cut to Skinner tied to a stake on top of a pyre] In science, dead last.
Skinner: I’m telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun!
Abe: Burn him! [lights the pyre]
Shutton: What a story! [takes a photo]
Abe: [chasing him] You’ve stolen my soul!
Considering a large percentage of the population here thinks ‘The Flintstones’ is real, I shouldnt really be this annoyed, but for Petes sake… I try to make a good name for this state…