Dear Age of Autism…

Dear Age of Autism–

Dont ever link to ERV again.

I dunno whether you know this or not, but I get paid per page view. If you link to me, it means my check for the month is tainted with your filth. That makes me want to puke.

There is no point in you linking to me. Neither you, nor your readers, have anything to offer ERV or its readers.

lisa– What a stupid website. Why are you wasting your life this way. Go do something useful. Start a dry-cleaners or something. At least then you would be contributing to society.

Wow, just…wow–The level of maturity and intelligence posted here is a true credit to scienceblogs.

Really, I am truly astounded by ERV’s profound stupidity and inability to discuss things in a logical, rational manner. Hurling childish insults is soooo scientific.

Yes, Im a poopy-head. Ive been aware of this since I was four. Pretty sure my readers picked up on it the first time they visited this blog.

You all cant even quote me honestly:

Note to Kent Heckenlively: Everyone is welcome on ERV. Billy Dembski. Casey Luskin. Even Lenny Horowitz. I filter most comments from a certain ‘CFS’ forum, because the members are clearly mentally unstable, and I dont think its ethical to provide them with a fixation.

But you sir, are not welcome here, you sick fuck.

No, actually, I said:

Note to Kent Heckenlively: Everyone is welcome on ERV. Billy Dembski. Casey Luskin. Even Lenny Horowitz. I filter most comments from a certain ‘CFS’ forum, because the members are clearly mentally unstable, and I dont think its ethical to provide them with a fixation.

But you sir, are not welcome here, you sick fuck.

That wasnt just an off-the-cuff “Oy fuck you!” remark. See, Orac has detailed, in a way only Orac can, why exactly Kent Heckenlively, and pretty much everyone at AoA, is a sick fuck. For some reason you didnt want to link to Orac. Cant imagine why.

You all genuinely disgust me.

Dont link to me again.

Yours in Christ–
ERV

Comments

  1. #1 Dave
    October 26, 2010

    Yours in Christ

    What? Are you pegging him or something?

  2. #2 Fallsroad
    October 26, 2010

    Did they link to a specific article?

  3. #3 Fallsroad
    October 26, 2010

    Doh.

    Never mind. Followed the AoA commenter links in your post.

    I got Teh Stoopit today.

  4. #4 sbh
    October 26, 2010

    Yeah, that whole crowd genuinely disgusts me too, though with much less reason, as this aint my field. When I read about what that “sick fuck” has put his daughter through, it made me ill. And theres no excuse for it, none.

    As for the comments, well, theyre about what Id expect from a bunch like that, though they dont seem as literate (Im using the term loosely) as the trolls I occasionally get at my pseudo-history site. Same mentality though.

    Ive been reading ERV for a long time, before SB actually, but I dont comment here, feeling that I dont have anything to offer ERV or its readers, given its high level of content. I appreciate your work though, and I appreciate your taking the time to communicate it to the rest of us.

  5. #5 Cain
    October 27, 2010

    OT for this post but ERVers probably wont mind.

    HOW F-ING COOL IS THIS THING?

    http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2010/10/giant-virus-found-in-tiny-predator.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss

    First thing I thought of when I read it was, “Sounds like the Descolada”.

  6. #6 jim
    October 27, 2010

    I didn’t realize you get paid per click. Now I feel bad for using google reader – unless google’s accessing you gives a virtual click, and then when I come here to post you get two links…

  7. #7 Rorschach
    October 27, 2010

    Couldn’t agree more.I’d rather have no readers at all than an army of braindead morons.

    Yes, Im a poopy-head. Ive been aware of this since I was four.

    There’s only one true poopy-head, and he’s PROFESSOR poopy-head.

  8. #8 Rrr
    October 27, 2010

    Ah, but is he really an actual true Scotsman? Riddle me that, you!

  9. #9 beardedbeard
    October 27, 2010

    I got into a little trouble at work not that long ago because one of my coworkers was spouting the AoA line on vaccines and I yelled at him. Not proud of it but kids are dyeing because of this crap. It makes my head want to explode.

  10. #10 Rrr
    October 27, 2010

    You cant immunize against teh stoopid. Well, you can, but its a painful, drawn-out process for a short-term gain. Sisyphusian. Hard work, but it may be necessary.

  11. #11 Sili
    October 27, 2010

    There’s only one true poopy-head, and he’s PROFESSOR poopy-head.

    No. He’s HERR PROFESSOR DOKTOR Poopyhead.

    Someday our ERV will be FRAU PROFESSOR DOKTOR Poopyhead. (I gather Frau has gone Ms in this century.)

  12. #12 William Wallace
    October 31, 2010

    I got into a little trouble at work not that long ago because one of my coworkers was spouting the AoA line on vaccines and I yelled at him.

    I want to encourage you to keep on yelling at acquaintances about vaccination their children. It is very effective. (Probably not in the manner you hope, but don’t worry about that).