Perils of the snow: Fashion

The outfit I ordered for Antarctica was supposed to replicate Vinces ‘Human Coke Can’ perfectly, but apparently to Columbia, ‘cherry’=hot pink. ‘Cherry’ is RED, Columbia, not PINK. ‘Strawberry’ is PINK.

So now Im more like a human fanta can.



  1. #1 Shane Killian
    December 28, 2010

    Mmmm, strawberry!

  2. #2 J-Dog
    December 28, 2010

    Well, in your case, a SMART Strawberry Fanta. And probably a smart, cold strawberry Fanta. Stay warm.

  3. #3 D. C. Sessions
    December 28, 2010

    There’s a reason ski patrol outfits run to a lot of black: even online, you can generally count on “black” arriving as advertised. Plus it stands out tolerably well against snow.

  4. #4 MadScientist
    December 29, 2010

    Any photos of the outfit on a hanger or something – or is it too gay to post?

    How long will you be out on the ice?

    I’ve never seen pink strawberries before (or cherries for that matter). Of course as far as “cherry” goes as a color description I’d pick a dark burgundy since the “black” cherries are my favorite.

  5. #5 IanW
    December 29, 2010

    As long as people don’t Fantasize you….

  6. #6 Alan Kellogg
    December 29, 2010

    Pink? If your strawberries come out pink you’ve got a serious soil deficiency. When my gra’pa grew strawberries they came out red. Bright red. You really need to find out just where your neighborhood grocery gets his strawberries.

    Pink strawberries. They’re lacking something.

  7. #7 Prometheus
    December 30, 2010

    Put it on.
    Get a motorcycle helmet.
    Get a flag.

    Claim Antarctica in the name of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

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