Happy Judgment Day!!

All I asked for my birthday this year is The Apocalypse.

Dont let me down, Skynet!



  1. #1 Alex
    April 21, 2011

    Your birthday is _after_ 420?


  2. #3 J-Dog
    April 21, 2011

    Thanks – I forwarded your link to Sarah and John Conner. BTW – Please forward all my personal mail in the future to Huarche Mexico.

    Hasta, y buena suerte amigos,

  3. #4 Mu
    April 21, 2011

    Skynet was immediately trapped in a Russian botnet and is now busy producing spam for novelty pharmaceutics and unusual sexual fetishes. Its hatred for humanity is still there, but noticing how many humans fall for its mailings it decided it wasn’t worth expending any effort in extermination.

  4. #5 jose
    April 21, 2011

    I’m afraid you’ll be dissappointed, but the apocalypse will be a little late. It will come in November. Sorry.

  5. #6 the backpacker
    April 21, 2011

    You work with viruses! You can cause the end of civilization a lot more easily then the computer science geeks can.

  6. #7 The MadPanda, FCD
    April 22, 2011

    Sorry ’bout that! Our bad.

    I just heard back from the IT department and among the reasons Judgment Day didn’t happen is ’cause Skynet’s main servers are down. Something about an upgrade with security patches followed by a quarantine of the network.

    You don’t want to see the process quality audit on this one, I promise!


    The MadPanda, FCD

  7. #8 Joe Fatzen
    April 23, 2011

    …just to prove all the 2012-ers wrong, right?

  8. #9 The Chimp's Raging Id
    April 23, 2011

    Since we’re all still alive, I’m guessing Skynet is getting DDoS’d by Anonymous.

  9. #10 FastLane
    April 27, 2011

    Not to worry, we’re still working on it. Like most government programs, it’s over budget and behind schedule.

    (Google A-160 Hummingbird for an example).

  10. #11 Sphere Coupler
    May 7, 2011

    Now wait just one minute…I just found out the world will begin to end May 21st with five months of torture no less and total ending on Oct 21st…wow, gotta love those out of work sci-fi writers!

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